Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just Mike, as you may have noticed. Okay, so I'm actually
pretty awesome, but to find out why, you'd have to talk to me. I'm
too humble to list all of the reasons why I'm so incredibly
fantastic here. Well, it's not just the humility - it's also that
there's only so much space on the Internet, and an exhaustive list
(which would naturally include my aforementioned humility) would
use so much of that space that to make it fit, someone would have
to delete at least one cat video. And neither I nor the Internet as
a whole would stand for that.
Also, I'm hellolibrarian
's husband. We have an
open relationship, and she's welcome to date anyone she
Also also, feel free to send me a message. I won't be creepy or
anything; I'll respond to your message like a civil human being.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just seeing what kinds of things I can get into. Waiting for
spring's winds to fill my sails and set me on another adventure.
Composing sentence fragments and putting them in this text box.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A lot of things. I usually don't think I'm good at them, though.
I'm good at being honest. I feel that forthright communication is
key to pretty much everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It used to be my hair. But now... I actually think I'm fairly
unremarkable. Well, until I start talking.
UPDATE: My hair is back! Wheeeeeeeee!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like a lot of music, but I'm not the kind of person who knows
much about the bands themselves. Whenever people talk about band
members for more than a couple sentences my eyes glaze over and I
start thinking about Batman or something. But I enjoy listening to
Most of the books I read these days are either nonfiction or
graphic novels (I'm comic book nerd, deal with it). However, I was
an English major once upon a time, so I do know most of my Major
I love food. Many kinds of food. I love eating food and quantifying
what I love about the food that I'm eating. Why are we still here?
Let's go get something delicious to eat!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Y'know, I've never been fond of this question because it's usually
used as "six things I like and maybe you like them too." Instead,
I'll point out that beyond basic biological needs, there's not much
I can 'never do without.' I'm adaptable, and even in the face of
tragedy or long periods without creature comforts I can cope. It
turns out I'm pretty durable.
Oh, and six things I like, in no particular order, are cats,
coffee, games of many types, history, and comedy. Oh, that's only
five. I guess the sixth one is you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...the future, the past, food, superpowers, game theory. How's that
for a lineup? I do think about other things, though. But do you
really think I'm going to list everything I think about here? No,
of course you don't.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't remember the last time I had a 'typical Friday night.'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Y'know, I'm not really sure. This space for rent, I suppose. Maybe
I'll think of something that belongs here later.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want to see if I'm really as vain as I seem (I am, but I try
no to dwell on it), or you want to chat about this or that, or you
want to ask me a question. OR you're into roleplaying games that
involve paper and pencils (as opposed to computers and/or nurses'
OR OR feel free to message me if you want to explain why so many
people answer the question "Do you believe morality is universal,
or relative?" with "Relative." What the heck? I've only found one
other person who said "Universal."
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