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ImaginaryEnemy

27 M Salt Lake City, UT

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
When not working I'm usually hanging out with my friends, trying to not die while biking, internet surfing, or playin some ice hockey.

I also enjoy reading, playing video games, listening to music and life in general.

That was a lot of commas. Probably too many.

Se habla español!
What I’m doing with my life
Living it.

And being cliche, obviously.
I’m really good at
Over analyzing, typing, work (sad that I boast about this, but it's a fact), vidya games, being a fun drunk and naming random songs and actors in movies.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the fact that I look considerably younger than I am.

Oh, and I have a big muscle-y arm sticking out of my back. But my friends tell me it's really not that noticeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Pretty much anything, really. I read at least a book or two a week for fun. I just finished True Grit by Charles Portis and I highly recommend it to anyone. Other favorites include classics like 1984 by George Orwell, Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, The Lord of the Rings by Tolkien, and too many others to list. Also if you haven't read the 'Song of Ice and Fire' books by George Martin they are AWESOME. READ THEM IMMEDIATELY.

Movies: This list would be even longer than my book list if I had time to fill it out. Instead I'll just name a few: The Departed, Inception, City of Men, The Town, In Bruges, Step Brothers, Zombieland, Memento, The Dark Knight, The Prestige, Snatch, RockNRolla, and tons of others.

Music : Circa Survive, Rise Against, Hawthorne Heights, Coheed and Cambria, the Airborne Toxic Event, Kings of Leon, Anberlin, Arctic Monkeys, Blink 182, Bloc Party, Bob Marley, the Bravery, Bright Eyes, Cartel, Death Cab For Cutie, Dr. Dre, Flogging Molly, the Foo Fighters, Garth Brooks, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Jay-Z, Jimmy Eat World, Just Surrender, Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, Manchester Orchestra, Matisyahu, Metallica, MUSE, Nirvana, R.E.M., Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Saosin, Say Anything, Senses Fail, Story of The Year, Sublime, System of A Down, Taking Back Sunday, Trapt, The Used, Weezer, Minus The Bear, Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros, The Smiths, Iron & Wine, Bring Me The Horizon, As I Lay Dying, MayDay Parade, A Day To Remember, Dance Gavin Dance, Chiodos, Underoath, The Rocket Summer, Motion City Soundtrack, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Tiger Army, SOJA, Secondhand Serenade, The Offspring, Kid Cudi, Tupac, N.W.A, Biz Markie, Eazy E, Johnny Cash, Bayside, Thrice, Sparta, Smoking Popes, Four Year Strong, Houston Calls, Halifax, La Dispute, Emancipator, Nero, The M Machine, Madeon, Pendulum, Justice, Kavinsky and the list keeps going. If you know a band you think I'd like that aren't on the list feel free to share!
The six things I could never do without
(These are in no particular order)

Friends
Work
Books
The ocean
A good pair of skates
Football (As in the soccer variety)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A ridiculous amount of totally random shit. I have an eidetic memory and ADD, which make for a fantastic combination.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, playing hockey or at home relaxing.

Depends on the Friday, the weather and a host of other variables.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well it wouldn't be private if I admitted it now would it?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to.

You actually have something to say.

YOU HAVE GRAMMAR SKILLS. Seriously, not to be a dick, but this is a must. If u wanna talk lyke diz do eet wif sum one elz plz. kthxbai.

You want to come destroy some softballs with me sometime.

You thought I sound interesting.

You wanna tell me about an awesome band or a new kind of beer.