I am Funny, Caring, and Loyal.
My Self-Summary
Well for starters my name is Steven but I prefer to be called
Steve. I'm definitely a glass half full kind of guy. I can see the
humor in everything, sometimes at inappropriate times. But heck
life is funny. Can you honestly say if you were at the mall and
someones was climbing the stairs and took that last step that
wasn't there and stumbled, you wouldn't chuckle?
Another tidbit about me is I love hot showers. I take them as hot
as I can take it. I have a funny story involving a hot shower and
the fire department you should ask me about if you're interested. I
love thunderstorms. If there's a good storm going on sometimes I'll
drive down to the beach and watch it in the car. I've always
thought it would be cool to be a storm chaser.
I'm very easygoing in life. That means i'll just go with the flow.
Wanna check out a movie? Sure, I'll do that. Wanna drive to a
carnival and ride the Gravitron? Sure, I'm game. Wanna go shoe
shopping? Well that wouldn't be my first choice but, what the heck
let's go, but you gotta go with me to home depot or best buy while
I browse around at the goodies. I never get mad or offended. But if
I do I'll let you know. I love cuddling. I have 4
cats. I play a wicked game of
scrabble but
stink at crossword puzzles. And I tend to get caught up when I
write and send long emails. I also like asking random questions.
What I’m doing with my life
I guess this is where I talk about my job and goals. Well I'm a
Subway Car Inspector for the MTA. I love my job. I'm good with my
hands so being able to use them for a living is perfect for me. I'm
happy where I am but I do plan to move up eventually.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at fixing things and understanding how mechanical
things and technology work. I'm also good at making people laugh.
I'm great with kids(that'll come in handy when I have my own in the
future hopefully). Although I'm not a great dancer, I do a wicked
sprinkler. I can pick up accents very well. I can make great armpit
farts but can't whistle with my fingers.
The first things people usually notice about me
my blue eyes, my loud laugh, and how charming and humble I am.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I don't read often but 2 books that come to mind when I think of
favorites are "Seize the Night" by
Dean Koontz, and "I hope they serve
beer in Hell" by Tucker Max.
I don't have a favorite movie, but my top favorite movie genres are
comedies, and
sci-fi. Yeah, i'm
a dork. But a funny one.
I love trying new foods but so far my favorite is italian
food.
I love 60's and 70's
classic rock, Led Zeppelin, Def
Leppard, Lynrd Skynrd, Creedence, and foghat are right up there at
the top.
The six things I could never do without
-Hot Showers
-Laughing
-My iPhone
-A Car
-My DVR
-Water
-Comfortable socks..wait that's seven things, I should add a
calculator to this list somewhere.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think alot about my future. How many kids, and what sexes they'll
be. How I hope I'll have a happy marriage. How far up I want to go
at my job. And also not so important things like.. What movies I'd
like to see. What am I going to have for dinner. Did I close the
front door? Which route should I take to work today? How do they
decide the expiration dates for milk? Should I drink this expired
milk?
On a typical Friday night I am
Unfortunately right now I work at nights so I usually don't get
home till midnight. So my friday nights are pretty boring. On
Saturday I'm pretty much up for anything. I think of myself as
spontaneous so I could be anywhere. I could be at the movies,
go-karting, or pushing all the shopping carts back into those
parking space areas at some big store. Especially pathmark cause
you can get quarters back from parking the carts. I'm odd like
that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am a loud sleeper. Not only snoring, but I also make funny sounds
like chortles and talking. And when you try talking to me while I'm
falling asleep I respond with random words. For instance one time
while I was falling asleep I was asked a question and I replied by
saying "control".
You should message me if
You're interested in meeting a funny, charming guy who still
believes in being a gentleman. You have a sense of humor. Know the
difference between an alternator and a carburator. Love to cuddle.
Like
animals. If
you have nice eyes. If you can cook well, you will definitely earn
bonus points. Are interested in a possible long term relationship.
Don't take this as a laundry list of must have qualities, these are
just nice to have qualities.
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