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Imakeyoulaff

32 / M / Straight / Seeing someone

Baldwin, New York

His Details

Last Online
Sep 15, 2011
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Transportation
Income
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Well for starters my name is Steven but I prefer to be called Steve. I'm definitely a glass half full kind of guy. I can see the humor in everything, sometimes at inappropriate times. But heck life is funny. Can you honestly say if you were at the mall and someones was climbing the stairs and took that last step that wasn't there and stumbled, you wouldn't chuckle?
Another tidbit about me is I love hot showers. I take them as hot as I can take it. I have a funny story involving a hot shower and the fire department you should ask me about if you're interested. I love thunderstorms. If there's a good storm going on sometimes I'll drive down to the beach and watch it in the car. I've always thought it would be cool to be a storm chaser.
I'm very easygoing in life. That means i'll just go with the flow. Wanna check out a movie? Sure, I'll do that. Wanna drive to a carnival and ride the Gravitron? Sure, I'm game. Wanna go shoe shopping? Well that wouldn't be my first choice but, what the heck let's go, but you gotta go with me to home depot or best buy while I browse around at the goodies. I never get mad or offended. But if I do I'll let you know. I love cuddling. I have 4 cats. I play a wicked game of scrabble but stink at crossword puzzles. And I tend to get caught up when I write and send long emails. I also like asking random questions.

I am Funny, Caring, and Loyal

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What I’m doing with my life
I guess this is where I talk about my job and goals. Well I'm a Subway Car Inspector for the MTA. I love my job. I'm good with my hands so being able to use them for a living is perfect for me. I'm happy where I am but I do plan to move up eventually.

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I’m really good at
I'm really good at fixing things and understanding how mechanical things and technology work. I'm also good at making people laugh. I'm great with kids(that'll come in handy when I have my own in the future hopefully). Although I'm not a great dancer, I do a wicked sprinkler. I can pick up accents very well. I can make great armpit farts but can't whistle with my fingers.

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The first things people usually notice about me
my blue eyes, my loud laugh, and how charming and humble I am.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read often but 2 books that come to mind when I think of favorites are "Seize the Night" by Dean Koontz, and "I hope they serve beer in Hell" by Tucker Max.
I don't have a favorite movie, but my top favorite movie genres are comedies, and sci-fi. Yeah, i'm a dork. But a funny one.
I love trying new foods but so far my favorite is italian food.
I love 60's and 70's classic rock, Led Zeppelin, Def Leppard, Lynrd Skynrd, Creedence, and foghat are right up there at the top.

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The six things I could never do without
-Hot Showers
-Laughing
-My iPhone
-A Car
-My DVR
-Water
-Comfortable socks..wait that's seven things, I should add a calculator to this list somewhere.

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think alot about my future. How many kids, and what sexes they'll be. How I hope I'll have a happy marriage. How far up I want to go at my job. And also not so important things like.. What movies I'd like to see. What am I going to have for dinner. Did I close the front door? Which route should I take to work today? How do they decide the expiration dates for milk? Should I drink this expired milk?

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On a typical Friday night I am
Unfortunately right now I work at nights so I usually don't get home till midnight. So my friday nights are pretty boring. On Saturday I'm pretty much up for anything. I think of myself as spontaneous so I could be anywhere. I could be at the movies, go-karting, or pushing all the shopping carts back into those parking space areas at some big store. Especially pathmark cause you can get quarters back from parking the carts. I'm odd like that.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a loud sleeper. Not only snoring, but I also make funny sounds like chortles and talking. And when you try talking to me while I'm falling asleep I respond with random words. For instance one time while I was falling asleep I was asked a question and I replied by saying "control".

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I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're interested in meeting a funny, charming guy who still believes in being a gentleman. You have a sense of humor. Know the difference between an alternator and a carburator. Love to cuddle. Like animals. If you have nice eyes. If you can cook well, you will definitely earn bonus points. Are interested in a possible long term relationship. Don't take this as a laundry list of must have qualities, these are just nice to have qualities.

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