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Imcoolasaurus

29 M Glen Burnie, MD

My Details

Last Online
Jun 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I were a dinosaur, I'd probably be a T-rex, except with longer arms so I could grab stuff and put em in my mouth. A bigger brain too.. and posable thumps
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as an engineer. hehe..hehe..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
everything. Giving advice. Paying attention. Jokes. Chuck Norris Jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate it when I'm washing my face and the water runs down my elbows. Evolution should have thought long and hard about this..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sci-Fi/Mystery/Non-Fiction (Wheel of time, Ender's Game, Game of Thrones)
TV/Movies: Sitcom/Sci-Fi (Grimm, Dr. Who, IT Crowd, etc.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. cookies
3. comedy
4. Books
7. Pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Alot! I analyze situations I get myself into. Daydream about exaggerations of what you may have said when we're talking.
You could say... I'm a thinking man..
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Paris_2010_-_Le_Penseur.jpg)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Meh
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
sometimes, I drop the leaves that fell in my balcony onto my downstairs neighbor's balcony when they're not looking. (this was in the past. I don't live there any more because my upstairs neighbors did ... things... . They might have had whales and elephants cuz no human I know could possibly make that kinda noises.)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've found something you'd like to talk about. : D
If you're not a crazy person with scissors.. It's the internet and I don't wanna get murdered by "Maryland lady" thank you very much.. I mean... have you HEARD!? Florida man eats faces!!