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27 Columbia, MO Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly vegan
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm 420 friendly, super laid back (obviously), and unafraid of change. I've had a lot of major things happen in my life these past few years and I'm really trying to rediscover myself. I guess I'm having a sort of quarter life crisis? It's all okay though because, well fuck, I'm still alive... amirite??
What I’m doing with my life
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I've written and rewritten this section multiple times. Currently I'm figuring out my life, trying to simplify everything about it. I focused too long on pleasing and I cared too much of how I was perceived. Now? Fuck it. I do what I want.
I’m really good at
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Things and stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my smile I guess? It's what I get compliments on the most
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I wish I was a well read individual but I'm not. Putting assigned readings I've had throughout the years would be a big lie. Lol I did really like A Painted House though.

I really like horror movies... But I also enjoy a good comedy, some action and scifi fantasy. I love too many movies to list.

Shows? I watch so many... Walking Dead, Eastbound and Down, Whitest Kids u Know, Workaholics, It's Always Sunny, The Killing, Pretty Little Liars (don't judge me lol), Boardwalk Empire.... the list goes on and on

I love just about every genre of music, except country. Arctic Monkey's are my absolute favorite though.

Food... Stir Fry, pb and Banana sandwiches, veggie bowls from chipotle, mangos, strawberries, I fucking love food. That's how I got my ass so fat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends
2. Air conditioning
3. Sunday Fundays
4. internets
5. Music
6. Things and Stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The songs that get stuck in my head at various times of the day!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Smoking, maybe checking out a bar or two, playing some PS4, watching some films, hitting the local music scene, or playing some intense games of rummy with my friends.
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