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27 M Dallas, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 4:25am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I am: Independent, eccentric, contemplative, resourceful, creative and clever. I have a dream, some people call me Maurice*.

Sarcastic, sardonic, and inappropriate (at appropriate times) is the best way to describe my humor.

*Nobody calls me Maurice.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work a job that requires a lot of my time, it more or less runs my life- but when I am not there you can find me inside a movie theater, enjoying some rare dining, or cooking at home with something thrown on Netflix.

I have a dream of opening and operating a movie theater. I am taking steps to achieve it, albeit small steps- but every journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

During the summer I try to minimize my time outside during the day as I am not a fan of heat, I wait for evenings and long for winter.

I have fallen off of the "improve yourself physically" motif for the time being. I still pay my fat tax (read: gym membership) and will be starting back soon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing the occasional short story or poem. I love a good metaphor and am currently writing a piece that could develop into something good.

I also obtain odd facts- Synesthesia is a person who perceives colors through inordinate means.

But where I really shine is in the kitchen, I cook very well. And I love to cook for others!
The first things people usually notice about me
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The way that I carry myself has been mentioned.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am currently reading Dreams and Shadows by C. Robert Cargill, and plan on starting Game of Thrones after. My favorite book of all time though is still 1984- it is scary how true it has become in our society.

Movies include a wide variety ranging from comedies such as Black Dynamite to suspense such as Seven and thrillers such as Fargo.

I enjoy alot of television, currently my blunderbuss list is- Archer, Always Sunny, Fargo, Community (my emotions), House of Cards, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Walking Dead (sometimes- I feel it is very hit or miss), Hannibal and the HOLY GRAIL of Television: Breaking Bad.

Musically I like some weird stuff like Cake, They Might Be Giants, Garfunkel and Oats, Simon and Garfunkel (older band), some mainstream stuff that I only know thanks to the radio (IE: I don't know the band or song names), The Beatles, The Killers, and Hypnogaga (SP?)

I am also a video game person. I have a PS3 may get a four sometime. The Metal Gear series is by far my favorite. I enjoy mostly single player games- I don't feel the need to go online, and get yelled at by some thirteen year old who does nothing but play the game.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about I buck the norm and write about a few things that I have done without over the past five years?

A microwave- even if they existed (i don't believe in them, long story) I wouldn't have one.

Cable, HA! *remove hose from wallet*

3D movies. A fad and a bad one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of man and the society that we create. How something so odd to some can be completely normal to another.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wouldn't you like to know....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I get freaked out in large social circles, usually end up being very quiet.
You should message me if
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I'm looking for a woman who values herself, has good tastes, and is willing to try new things*, if I've messaged you it is because I believe that you hold these traits as evidenced in your profile.

Just putting this out there, when it comes to religion I would never force my beliefs on to you, all I ask is that you do the same.

Also, I am looking to find a connection with another person, note this does not mean a one night stand or anything of the like. I just really think this is important too.

*not talking about sky diving per say