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33 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:03am
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I'm new to Portland and the West coast. Everything is new, different and exciting. I'm here to see, discover and experience life's possibilities.
What I’m doing with my life
At present I'm getting settled into my life here. I've made some awesome friends and met a lot of unique individuals and had some memorable times. While that's been going on, I work a lot (it's my Midwestern work ethic) at a job that is both challenging and rewarding. This is a great opportunity and I'm really excited to see it all come to fruition.
I’m really good at
Cooking, baking, riding my bike, reading, laughing
The first things people usually notice about me
It's one of three things:
-awesome laugh
-the glasses
-my hair (I've been wearing it "up" more)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some of my favorite writers: Thomas Pynchon, Jack Kerouac, David Sedaris, Sarah Vowell, Mary Roach, J.D. Salinger, Tom Wolfe, Hunter S. Thompson, Susanna Clarke (I'm sure there are some glaring omissions but you get the idea)

Music: radiohead, The Black Keys, Belle & Sebastian, of Montreal, Sigur Ros, explosions in the sky, (early) Modest Mouse, Sufjan Stevens, Led Zeppelin, Iron & Wine, etc. I've been listening to a lot of oldies and blues lately so a lot of Rolling Stones in the mix.

TV: 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Bob's Burgers, Archer, It's Always Sunny..., The Office, Arrested Development, Trailer Park Boys, Louie, South Park. I'm mostly listing funny stuff but I also really liked The Sopranos and what I've seen of Six Feet Under.

Movies: Wes Anderson, Pulp Fiction, The Departed, Brick, the Big Lebowski, I also like a lot of stand up comedy specials (they can approach a movie in length)

Food: I will eat pretty much anything. I'd rather have the real deal over the vegan alternative. At any given time I could go for tacos, sushi or pizza. Or a gyro. Or a cheeseburger. I like to eat, and there are so many places to try here! For a skinny guy I love to eat!
The six things I could never do without
Cecilia Z. Wünderkitty (my cat)
My bike
My glasses
A challenge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food, glorious food. The ordering, storing, preparation, cooking, plating, and serving thereof. And how I can better be a cog in the delivery system.

Free will vs. determinism. And if either is true how to be in the right place at the right time to let what needs to occur be.

"How and why and when and where to go.
How and why and when and where to follow."
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually at work on Friday nights until around midnight. It's okay, I like my job and I'm off in time to get a drink or get together and have some fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't go back to margarine...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You try to be who you say you are. Or that you try at all: to learn, to grow, to be a better person.

You also work atypical hours or are okay with a partner who does.

Contact me if you like what you saw and read and want to meet the real McCoy.