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ImmortalIronFis

32 M Cumberland, RI

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am an English teacher at a middle school in Providence. I am considered genius by some of my students, inspiring by others, boring as hell by others, and absolutely crazy by the rest...
I am a huge geek. I learned to read through comics and I have loved them ever since. I have a part time job working at a collectible shop and in 2009, I placed 3rd in the New York Comic Con Marvel Trivia contest. I attend conventions regularly and have a few costumes I use. I'm relatively new at cosplaying, but I've met several people who are helping me get better.
I'm a film buff and attend the movies at least once a week ( I get in free, so it's easier than you'd think). For midnight premieres, I go dress up ( I uploaded a picture from the Men in Black 3 premiere if you'd like to see).
I'm a man based around passion. I'm passionate about what I love, be it my hobbies or my friends. I have very little shame, which has lead me to doing wonderfully outrageous things, including going to England with a girl I barely knew, touching the actual TARDIS used in the filming of Doctor Who, streaking my college campus in the snow, and the way I dance at weddings, which has become an urban legend. I invite you to ask any questions you might have, as I believe I'm awesome and worth knowing.
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching middle schoolers about topics they don't normally think about like privacy vs security, the importance of censorship, and who they really are.
Other than that, I am always trying to better myself, learn new things and have fun.
As I said, I love the movies, going to conventions and harassing celebrities ( ask about my Patrick Stewart story), and just making life more interesting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Retaining useless knowledge. I know useful things too, but it's more fun knowing what doesn't need to be known. Did you know that " almost" is the longest word in the English language that's in alphabetical order?
I use riddles as a method of crowd control with students and they usually get into it. I've also embraced the power of silence in creating power, which works on younger students.
I go to karaoke once a week. I'm not great at the actual singing, but I put on a hell of a show. A friend and myself have declared ourselves the karaoke tag champs of the world and have purchased replica wrestling belts as props. I'll have to post a picture of this...
The first things people usually notice about me
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I once had the opportunity to meet my celebrity crush, Eliza Dushku ( Faith from Buffy the Vampire Slayer). I waited four hours in line to just spend a moment with her. When I got to the front, she bore right into my soul as she said the words that have stuck with me ever since:
" Has anyone ever told you that you have absolutely beautiful eyes? They are poetic and show you have an old soul!"

So, yeah, my eyes. Next is my personality, which tends to speak for itself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite books are The Stand by Stephen King, House of Leaves by Mark Danieleski, Animal Farm by George Orwell, 1984 by George Orwell, American Psycho by Brett Easton Ellis, Good Omens by Neil Gaiman, and On a Pale Horse by Piers Anthony. I read roughly a book a week and am always on the lookout for more. My kindle has spoiled me and basically made feeding my addiction easier.

My favorite movies are difficult to get into fully. I love so many that to name just a few seems scant, so instead, I'll list the ones that stand out by category. My favorite comedies are Clerks, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Hot Rod, and High Fidelity. My favorite dramas are The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Leon the Professional, Pulp Fiction, and Walk the Line. Action movies are Kill Bill, Iron Man, Captain America, Conan the Barbarian ( original), and Robocop ( loved it as a boy and it's stuck with me). Horror/ sci-fi movies are the original Halloween, Cloverfield, Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, the Evil Dead Trilogy, and Cabin in the Woods. Family movies are the Harry Potter series, anything Pixar ( especially the Incredibles), Megamind, and Despicable Me.

My favorite shows are How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, 30Rock, Community, Scrubs, Chuck, Sarah Connor Chronicles, Coupling, Doctor Who, Simpsons, American Dad!, South Park, anything by Joss Whedon, and many others.

I love almost all music. I can't really pinpoint it down to just a few. I'm primarily a metalhead, but I listen to classic rock as well. I admit as a guilty pleasure I like a boy band or two and I also list to some rap. Don't know what else to say.

My favorite food is bacon, steak, pizza, burgers... Guy food, I guess.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Everyone ( including myself at one point) puts family and friends. Granted, nothing in my life is as important, I want to put something else up here to reflect me as an individual.

1) Graphic novels. I love stories of all kinds, but I learned to read through comic books and they hold a special place in my heart. I regularly attend conventions and what not, so... yeah.

2) Pro-wrestling. Suspension of disbelief is key. Yes, it's predetermined, but aren't movies and most people enjoy those. It's almost like a live action comic book with over the top concepts of good and evil. I'm not talking about people like Hulk Hogan either. I'm talking about Kurt Angle, Bret Hart, and AJ Styles.

3) Films. I worked in a video store for many years and go to the cinema at least once a week. I love a good movie, it's as simple as that.

4) My students. The ones who like me at least. They remind me why I'm a teacher and why I do what I do.

5) My time machine. I have this device where I lay down and I can travel forward in time between six and twelve hours. I can't go backwards yet, but going forwards is a piece of cake. Some have referred to this device as a " bed," but seriously, I jump through time on it.

6) The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I work as a tech ( A/V, Props, and Lights) with my local group. I do shows pretty much every Friday. If you've never been, you wouldn't understand. If you have been, it's beyond explanation. It's a celebration of individuality while shouting at a movie on the screen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of things. I think whether people see colors the same or if what you see as red, I see as green. I wonder if time travel is possible and the reason we don't know is that history always corrects itself. I wonder if the world is fictional and we don't know it ( I want to break the fourth wall if this is true). I wonder if this will tickle your fancy. I wonder who came up with words and why.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
As of late, working tech for my local Rocky Horror Picture Show group.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes, I wonder if I'm the villain of my story. I mean, no one ever sees themselves as the villain, so what does that mean about me?

Weird, I know, but I truly wonder about this.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You feel compelled to do so...
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, eh?