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Impalaburgers67

23 M San Mateo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I know why the sky is blue.

I know how to sing.

I know how to cook a stew.

I have a cat named ping.

I'm technically a half jew.

I hope that's Ring-a-Ding.

I have moments where I 'm Taboo.

So please don't be Right Wing

I have some Training in Kung Fu

And I'm quite skilled in a boxing ring.

Still waiting for my film Debut.

But that's not the only Thing.

And for some reason i got Deja'vu.

As I wrote this Linguistic String.

(all true facts)
What I’m doing with my life
Being too weird to live and too rare to die.

Keeping in good shape for the zombie apocalypse.
I’m really good at
Being a Honey Badger.
The first things people usually notice about me
People usually tell me i have an interesting fashion sense when they first meet me(its constantly fluctuating I wear gifts proudly even if they aren't fashionable) Fuck yo couch. And I've been commonly told I'm charismatic and very humerous.

(Those people are liars, I'm a cave troll and eat babies)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(I'm adding to this still which is why things are open ended.)

I like to consider myself a "foodie" since i enjoy being a very adventurous eater.

I'm a fan of Dexter, GoT, Supernatural, Workaholics, It's always sunny, No Reservations, Bizarre Foods, Archer, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, Boobah,Venture bro's, Misfits, AHS,

I'm a huge movie buff.

American Psycho, Leon the Professional, Washabi, Last Action Hero, Anything by Wes Anderson, Most things by Tim Burton, Rebel Without a Cause, Rocky Horror Picture Show,12 monkeys, Planet Terror, Hobo With a Shotgun, Machete, Machine Gun Preacher, Drive, John Dies at the End, Hot Rod, Freddy got Fingered, Flash Gordon, Black Dynamite, Clockwork Orange, Casablanca, Jackie Chan (anything) Shaun of the Dead, Cabin in the Woods, Quentin Tarantino, Stardust, Bruce Lee (anything), Ip Man, The Never ending story, 100 Girls, Tokyo Zombie,Legend (the only good tom cruise), Grandma's Boy, Tekkonkinkreet, Dark Crystal, Bruce Campbell, What dreams may come, Blade Runner, Watchmen, Goodfellas, 007(sean connery only!), The Pink Panther(Peter Selleck), Slither, Holy Motors, Vally girl, Don Jaun Demarco( I liked learning from this one) , Cloud Atlas,

I'm a big fan of sci-fi books and novels, as well as the Flashman series, Rough and Ready (I like reading this aloud while impersonating actors), Anne Rice's vampire novels, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, anything written by Chuck Palahniuk,Watchmen, The Boys, Zombie Survival Guide,

Music is too controversial to just post... lets trade favorites...
The six things I could never do without
Films and Film making
Coconut Water
Martial arts
Sunglasses
Lemurs
THC
On a typical Friday night I am
Jokein and tokein, shmoozin and boozin or chillin indoors and just relaxin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really like being called sweet or "super smart". Even if there is validity.. I'd rather just receive a kiss or a back rub as acknowledgment..just sayin...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you wanna toke up and/or go out to eat with

These are two short films I acted in.

Horror/thriller: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSo75u651A8

Comedy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuCqyO5aP4Q

I put these up so you could get a better idea of what I look like. I don't care if you like or even watch them, they are there since I can't send the links to you over message via my phone.