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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Yesterday – 11:36pm
Native American, White, Other
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Other, but not too serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Rather not say
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know why the sky is blue.

I know how to sing.

I know how to cook a stew.

I have a cat named ping.

I'm technically a half jew.

I hope that's Ring-a-Ding.

I have moments where I 'm Taboo.

So please don't be Right Wing

I have some Training in Kung Fu

And I'm quite skilled in a boxing ring.

Still waiting for my film Debut.

But that's not the only Thing.

And for some reason i got Deja'vu.

As I wrote this Linguistic String.

(all true facts)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being too weird to live and too rare to die.

Keeping in good shape for the zombie apocalypse.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a Honey Badger.

"I'm not actually good at anything. Except tricking myself that I am and getting the job done anyways. I'm really good at that...."
...aka gimme a chance, bet you I exceed your expectations....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ego.'s huge.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(I'm adding to this still which is why things are open ended.)

I like to consider myself a "foodie" since i enjoy being a very adventurous eater.

I'm a fan of Dexter, GoT, Supernatural, Workaholics, It's always sunny, No Reservations, Bizarre Foods, Archer, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, Boobah,Venture bro's, Misfits, AHS, The Strain,

I'm a huge movie buff.

American Psycho, Leon the Professional, Washabi, Last Action Hero, Anything by Wes Anderson, Most things by Tim Burton, Rebel Without a Cause, Rocky Horror Picture Show,12 monkeys, Planet Terror, Hobo With a Shotgun, Machete, Machine Gun Preacher, Drive, John Dies at the End, Hot Rod, Freddy got Fingered, Flash Gordon, Black Dynamite, Clockwork Orange, Casablanca, Jackie Chan (anything) Shaun of the Dead, Cabin in the Woods, Quentin Tarantino, Stardust, Bruce Lee (anything), Ip Man, The Never ending story, 100 Girls, Tokyo Zombie,Legend (the only good tom cruise), Grandma's Boy, Tekkonkinkreet, Dark Crystal, Bruce Campbell, What dreams may come, Blade Runner, Watchmen, Goodfellas, 007(sean connery only!), The Pink Panther(Peter Selleck), Slither, Holy Motors, Vally girl, Don Jaun Demarco( I liked learning from this one) , Cloud Atlas, Guardians of the galaxy,

I'm a big fan of sci-fi books and novels, as well as the Flashman series, Rough and Ready (I like reading this aloud while impersonating actors), Anne Rice's vampire novels, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, anything written by Chuck Palahniuk,Watchmen, The Boys, Zombie Survival Guide,

Music is too controversial to just post... lets trade favorites...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Films and Film making
Coconut Water
Martial arts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Jokein and tokein, shmoozin and boozin or chillin indoors and just relaxin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wake up with crazy bed head almost every morning. Usually a rooster fauxhawk.
You should message me if
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If you wanna toke up and/or go out to eat

These are two short films I acted in.



I put these up so you could get a better idea of what I look like. I don't care if you like or even watch them, they are there since I can't send the links to you over message via my phone. Which is how I am more or less accessing this site.