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27 Somerville, MA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 9
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university

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My self-summary
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I went to school for illustration, but I always wanted to be an animator.

I pace when I think and hum when I eat.

I like to casually slip Spongebob quotes into everyday conversation.

I don't care if slapstick is unsophisticated, I laugh every time someone falls down the stairs.

I am perpetually scruffy.
What I’m doing with my life
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To pay the bills I work as a professional chocolate maker. No it's not innuendo, but I can satisfy your sweet tooth... in the meantime I am interning at a lithography studio, taking japanese painting classes, and I regularly attend an etching workshop/residency abroad.

I'm always trying to improve my story-telling skills, but its hard to keep track of what stories I've told who so I think I'm developing "grandpa syndrome." Grandpa has great stories, but we've heard em all before. That's why I like meeting new people!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've developed a really intense stare as a result of many years without glasses. Some find it intimidating, others mysterious. I say it would make Clint Eastwood shiver.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have accumulated an extensive library of art books, which serve as my primary reading material.

The Iron Giant, The King's Speech, We're No Angels, The Emperor's New Groove, The Count of Monte Cristo, Hero, The Dark Crystal, Monsters, Inc.

Adventure Time, Hey Arnold!, Game of Thrones, Yu Yu Hakusho, Cowboy Bebop, The Walking Dead, Inside the Actor's Studio, and I want to get famous so I can be on Ellen.

One of my favorite musicians is Regina Spektor, I surfed my first and only crowd at a Foo Fighters concert, and the best show I've ever seen was Gary Clark Jr in a bar three years ago.

I have acquired a taste for sushi, but Peanut Butter and Jelly is my comfort food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to not be creepy when I find myself walking behind a woman on the sidewalk. We're going at the same pace, but she's only a few steps in front of me. I usually cross the street to avoid this situation, but I wasn't paying attention when I turned the corner. Do I slow down to create some distance? No, that's worse, then I become a stalker. Plus I think she hears my footsteps. Do I speed up? No, then I look like an idiot power-walking past her. I could pretend to look at my phone like I got a text and just stand for a minute. No, I need to get the next train or I'll be late again. SHIT! She saw my shadow- speed up! SPEED UP!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a concert in a dive bar or at home wishing I had folded the clothes piled on my bed.
You should message me if
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You watch cartoons.