Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I went to school for illustration, but I always wanted to be an
I pace when I think and hum when I eat.
I like to casually slip Spongebob quotes into everyday
I don't care if slapstick is unsophisticated, I laugh every time
someone falls down the stairs.
I am perpetually scruffy.
What I’m doing with my life
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To pay the bills I work as a professional chocolate maker. No it's
not innuendo, but I can satisfy your sweet tooth... in the
meantime I am interning at a lithography studio, taking japanese
painting classes, and I regularly attend an etching
I'm always trying to improve my story-telling skills, but its hard
to keep track of what stories I've told who so I think I'm
developing "grandpa syndrome." Grandpa has great stories, but we've
heard em all before. That's why I like meeting new people!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've developed a really intense stare as a result of many years
without glasses. Some find it intimidating, others mysterious. I
say it would make Clint Eastwood shiver.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have accumulated an extensive library of art books, which serve
as my primary reading material.
The Iron Giant, The King's Speech, We're No Angels, The Emperor's
New Groove, The Count of Monte Cristo, Hero, The Dark Crystal,
Adventure Time, Hey Arnold!, Game of Thrones, Yu Yu Hakusho, Cowboy
Bebop, The Walking Dead, Inside the Actor's Studio, and I want to
get famous so I can be on Ellen.
One of my favorite musicians is Regina Spektor, I surfed my first
and only crowd at a Foo Fighters concert, and the best show I've
ever seen was Gary Clark Jr in a bar three years ago.
I have acquired a taste for sushi, but Peanut Butter and Jelly is
my comfort food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to not be creepy when I find myself walking behind a woman on
the sidewalk. We're going at the same pace, but she's only a few
steps in front of me. I usually cross the street to avoid this
situation, but I wasn't paying attention when I turned the corner.
Do I slow down to create some distance? No, that's worse, then I
become a stalker. Plus I think she hears my footsteps. Do I speed
up? No, then I look like an idiot power-walking past her. I could
pretend to look at my phone like I got a text and just stand for a
minute. No, I need to get the next train or I'll be late again.
SHIT! She saw my shadow- speed up! SPEED UP!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a concert in a dive bar or at home wishing I had folded the
clothes piled on my bed.
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