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26 M Jamaica Plain, MA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 9
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
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My self-summary
I went to school for illustration, but I always wanted to be an animator.

I pace when I think and hum when I eat.

I like to casually slip Spongebob quotes into everyday conversation.

I don't care if slapstick is unsophisticated, I laugh every time someone falls down the stairs.

I am perpetually scruffy.
What I’m doing with my life
I felt like I didn't learn enough in school so I've been trying to continue my education. Currently I am interning at a lithography studio, taking japanese painting classes, and have recently returned from an etching workshop spent abroad.

To pay the bills I work as a professional chocolate maker. No it's not innuendo, but I can satisfy your sweet tooth...

I wish I was musically inclined, so I improvise. I taught myself the didgeridoo and I learned to beatbox through youtube videos. I played the saxophone in elementary school, but never learned to read music so I stopped. I still have it and my roommates will be glad to know that I hope to start practicing again soon.

I took some ballroom dance classes a few years back, but I only retained the box step. I'm an awesome dancer in my head though. Moonwalk? no problem.

Generally, if straight questions don't work, I tell a little about myself to get the ball rolling. I like story-telling, but its hard to keep track of what stories I've told who so I think I'm developing "grandpa syndrome." Grandpa has great stories, but we've heard em all before. That's why I like meeting new people!
The first things people usually notice about me
I've developed a really intense stare as a result of many years without glasses. Some find it intimidating, others mysterious. I say it would make Clint Eastwood shiver.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have accumulated an extensive library of art books, which serve as my primary reading material, however I am now tackling The Master and Margarita at the recommendation of a Scottish singer.

The Iron Giant, The King's Speech, We're No Angels, The Emperor's New Groove, The Count of Monte Cristo, Hero, The Dark Crystal, Monsters, Inc.

Adventure Time, Hey Arnold!, Game of Thrones, Yu Yu Hakusho, Cowboy Bebop, The Walking Dead, Inside the Actor's Studio, and I want to get famous so I can be on Ellen.

Two of my favorite albums are Exile on Main St. and Blood Sugar Sex Magik, but the rest of my music selection shall be listed by shows attended:
Leo Kottke, Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, Dr. John, Gogol Bordello, Paolo Nutini, Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto, The Roots, Jojo Mayer & Nerve, Against Me!
I surfed my first and only crowd at a Foo Fighters concert, but the best show I've ever seen was Gary Clark Jr in a bar two years ago.

Peanut Butter and Jelly (never shall it be referred to as PB&J)
The six things I could never do without
A Hot Shower
Trees (I grew up in a forest)
Peanut Butter and Jelly
Alone time (nothing personal)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to not be creepy when I find myself walking behind a woman on the sidewalk. We're going at the same pace, but she's only a few steps in front of me. I usually cross the street to avoid this situation, but I wasn't paying attention when I turned the corner. Do I slow down to create some distance? No, that's worse, then I become a stalker. Plus I think she hears my footsteps. Do I speed up? No, then I look like an idiot power-walking past her. I could pretend to look at my phone like I got a text and just stand for a minute. No, I need to get the next train or I'll be late again. SHIT! She saw my shadow- speed up! SPEED UP!
On a typical Friday night I am
at a concert in a dive bar or at home wishing I had folded the clothes piled on my bed.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating