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ImperfectMonk

40 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–66
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I try to be kind in all instances but sometimes I fail. Still knock me down seven times and i will get up eight

I strive to live life as authentically as Ican. I have no truck for toadies or phonys.

I believe the only rational way to deal with irrationality is to walk away.

I'm a gentle soul that's seen some rough scenes. I'm not going to knock heads over scuffed pumas but Iwill jump in to protect women and children and animals against violence.

Some day I hope to be as cool as my dog Ananda thinks I am

I can also make you laugh with terrible jokes but those are earned.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out how to get every visitor to Times Sq to give me a dollar without putting on an iron.man suit.

Guiding tours

Running my dog.hrough Prospect Park at dawn

Eating all the fruit Ican.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Public speaking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My walk
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All about Broadway

But when its not I'm a little bit in love with Jenny Lewis. Other than that if it was popular between forty and twenty years ago I probably still have the tape

I try to read buddhist texts but Iprefer fantasy novels. Props if youdig WoT

I like crime procedurals but I'm too delicate for SVU. I always liked ll cool j better anyhow.

For food Ilean spicy. A nice panang or vindaloo. I would like to try that spot on sixth street where dude has to wear a gas mask to cook a dish. But likely not on a first date so stop asking.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog
Fruit
A pot
A window
A loaf of bread
Thou
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The. dynamic interplay of interpersonal energies

Bhutan. Seriously. Shangri la at the ceiling of the Earth. The Dragon King and Queen are the most beautiful monarchs in the world. And they have a National Happiness Index. What?

Where are my keys?

Biden '16
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm so unhip I'm titanium

In wooing you I'm likely to quote the Ramones the Simpsons Alfred Lord Tennyson and Fugazi. And I use words like woo.
You should message me if
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You have stronger than average opinions regarding tea.