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26 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:35pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, nice to meet you! I'm an improviser, meaning that if you gave me a suggestion, I could make up a song for you on the spot, or a musical if you want. It's just gonna be super silly. That's for sure. If you wanna check out my website, message me! I'll send you the link. The link is my full name so I do exactly wanna broadcast that to the whole dating world. But let's schmooze a bit and I'll consider it?
Quick summary: I'm an honest, caring, creative, and funny guy. That's the jist. Oh, and I can walk on my hands. And...dogs complete me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Playing the "piano man" part for rich-upper-east-siders-getting-their-drink-on, teaching, acting, writing, flirting, being witty, and insanely wacky.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving massages (piano-hands)
Making improvisers feel comfortable on stage
Making a crying toddler smile
Writing music that sounds like Ben Folds mixed with Jason Robert Brown
Getting a room of kindergarteners to idolize me
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My whimsical charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: From Rowling to Oates.

Music: From The Beatles to Pink Floyd.

Movies: From Slapsticks to Horrors.

Shows (Musicals): From Menken to Jason Robert Brown.

Shows (TV): From Dexter to the Once Upon a Time.

Food: From pizza to gioza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hot Air Balloons
Black Holes
Sea Turtles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How fucking amazing it is to be alive.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making up songs and stories with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love The Notebook.
You should message me if
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you would dance with me in a rainstorm.