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ImpunityJane

29 / f / straight / Seeing Someone

Austin, Texas, United States

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Ethnicity N/A

Height 5' 4" (1.62m).

Looking For New friends, Activity partners

Smokes No

Drinks Often

Drugs Sometimes

Religion Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it

Sign Pisces and it's fun to think about

Education Graduated from space camp

Job Other

Income N/A

Kids Likes children

Pets Likes dogs and Owns cats

Languages English (Fluently)

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My self-summary

For all you men out there looking for a "good time" . . . move along, nothing to see here. No, I am not looking for casual encounters. No, sex will not be the result if I ask you out for coffee. Got it? Okay, moving on.

Let me tell you, I hate the self-summary concept. I do not fit in this little box! I'm happily married but also a flirt. I don't work but I always find myself doing some projects here or there for pay (or sometimes not). I could label myself an artist but its been ages since I've done anything truly artistic. I like going out to parties and movies, art galleries and museums, but it's hard to leave the cozy comfort of our hermitage. I have lots of friends, but very few people I could really sit down and have a serious conversation with.

What I'm doing with my life

Heck, I don't really know. My "what I want to be when I grow up" speech changes every week. There are so many things in this world I'm interested in and that I know I'd be good at -- it really is hard to decide where to invest my time. Right now I'm helping a few friends with their real estate blogs. I suppose my official title would be "ghost blogger". I have a few other money-making hobbies that include selling on eBay or craigslist and the occasional mystery shop. I never want a 9-5 boss ever, ever again.

I'm really good at

I've entertained the idea of officially being an artist more than occasionally, but I just can't be bothered to build up my portfolio. My attention span for such things is short. If I can't finish an art project in one sitting, it is very unlikely I will finish it at all. I seem to also be pretty good at talking others through their problems. I'm good at finding things . . . whether it's a random website on the internet that sells fetish gear or where in town you can pick up a cookie cutter shaped like a menorah. All this aside, I am a GENIUS at finding distractions for myself, which is rather unfortunate at times.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

I'm friendly and approachable (or I try to be). I'm a good listener and I like to joke and laugh. When I do something, I make a point of doing it well.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

My favorite in all these categories is usually the last one I've experienced. I'm big on variety = spice of life. It would probably be easier to name the few things I don't like:
- most western and romance novels
- movies with ridiculously long battle scenes (and even then I'm flexible)
- extremely repetitive electronica and rap music or particularly twangy/whiney country
- anything with individually packaged "American" cheese.

The six things I could never do without

Air, water, food, my husband . . . that's really all I "need". (A certain King Missile song comes to mind.) If we want to get a little loose with the concept of needs, I'd include some of my friends, money, the internet, a vehicle. There's also something about a comfy, warm bed -- it would be a shame to go without. All else is tasty, tasty icing.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

dreams, sex, projects, the future, the meaning of life, what the hell I should do with the rest of my life, etc. I just like thinking.

On a typical Friday night I am

at home, doing nothing particularly special . . . and that's why I'm here. I'd love to meet a few people that would get me excited about going out and doing things again. I'd love to have an in-depth conversation with just one or two people while nursing my beer at a dim, comfy pub. I could go to plenty of parties if I wanted to, but I need something more than short attention span chit-chat screamed over blasting music and everyone else's shouting.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

I'm not sure that I consider anything about myself "private". I enjoy frank discussions on any old taboo subject and how it applies to my life. If we hang out for any significant length of time, I will end up asking you some blunt questions; it's up to you to answer or not.

You should message me if

you have eclectic interests and aren't timid about expressing yourself and your opinions.

A warning: if you IM me looking for a hookup, I will in turn assume that you are an intellectual masochist who likes having his ego quickly and repeatedly ass-raped.

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