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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
May 19
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm a teacher, which means I'm surrounded by tiny sociopaths all day. I come to New York city from Lawn Guy Land by way of a four year pit stop in Central Pennsylvania (WE ARE...). I'm a music addict and have a massive bucket list of bands I need to see live before I die. Unfortunately most of them are dead. I play a few instruments and dabble in songwriting. I'm a big improv comedy fan and will hopefully be starting classes at UCB in the near future. I've recently picked up photography as a serious hobby, much to the dismay of my Facebook friends who are subjected to my attempts at being "artsy". I minored in Russian in college and have recently gotten a new kick to continue teaching it to myself. I promise I'm not a spy. Yet. I also just started brewing my own beer, which is the closest I'll ever come to being Walter White. I can tell you all about the magical world of yeast fermentation, if you're interested.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching high school social studies in the South Bronx. I assign them papers, they complain, I laugh in their faces. Rinse, wash, repeat.

In all seriousness, I think I have the greatest job in the world and wouldn't do anything else with my life at this point (exceptions: space pirate and/or Batman).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have an incredible sense of where the subway doors are going to stop on the platform. It's a cool party trick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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1984, Slaughterhouse Five, On the Road , In the Garden of Beasts, Fahrenheit 451, One Flew Over the Coocoo's Nest, Escape From Camp 14.

I read a lot of non-fiction history books, mostly about oppressive communist dictatorships.

Any and all Monty Python, Anything by Mel Brooks, Any and all documentaries. (Louis Theroux is a personal hero), The Shawshank Redemption, The Big Lebowski, The Room, Crash, Star Wars (everything except Episode 1. Let's pretend Jar Jar Binks never happened), Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Airplane!

The Daily Show, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, The IT Crowd, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Summer Heights High, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Impractical Jokers, Last Week Tonight, The League, Community, Parks and Recreation, Louie

The Grateful Dead, Van Morrisson, Bruce Springsteen, Phish, Frank Zappa, Glen Hansard, Wilco, Zeppelin, The Allman Brothers, A Tribe Called Quest, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, James Brown, Charles Bradley, St. Paul & the Broken Bones, The National, Neutral Milk Hotel, Andrew Bird, The Avett Brothers, Yonder Mountain String Band, Greensky Bluegrass, The Strokes, The Talking Heads, Sleater-Kinney, The Tallest Man on Earth, The Shins

This is by no means an exhaustive list.

CHIPOTLE, BACON, AVOCADOS, Sushi, Indian, Chinese, Thai, Ethiopian, Vietnamese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many boxes are in a serving size of Girl Scout Thin Mints.

Why Nutella M&M's don't

How pro wrestling is fake, but those housewives are real.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still speed walk to my bed when I shut the lights off. Boogie man gonna get me.
You should message me if
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You want to have a funky jam session

You want to go check out that totally awesome band that none of your friends have ever heard of

You know of any hiking trails in the NYC area (preferably ones without bears)

You know how to properly fold a fitted sheet and can teach me your Jedi ways

You are a history geek and want to do history geeky things with a fellow history geek

The phrase "Come On You Spurs" means something to you