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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-26
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:58pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Judaism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Russian (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a teacher, which means I'm surrounded by tiny sociopaths all day. I come to New York city from Lawn Guy Land by way of a four year pit stop in Central Pennsylvania (WE ARE...). I'm a music addict and have a massive bucket list of bands I need to see live before I die. Unfortunately most of them are dead. I play guitar, mandolin, ukulele, harmonica, and bass. I'm attempting to teach myself piano now and it's going more Keyboard Cat than Mozart.

I'm a big improv comedy fan and will hopefully be starting classes at UCB in the near future. I've recently picked up photography as a serious hobby, much to the dismay of my Facebook friends who are subjected to my attempts at being "artsy". I minored in Russian in college and have recently gotten a new kick to continue teaching it to myself. I promise I'm not a spy. Yet. I also just started brewing my own beer, which is the closest I'll ever come to being Walter White. On our first date I look forward to discussing the exciting world of yeast fermentation with you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching high school social studies in the South Bronx. I assign them papers, they complain, I laugh in their faces. Rinse, wash, repeat.

In all seriousness, I think I have the greatest job in the world and wouldn't do anything else with my life at this point (exceptions: space pirate and/or Batman).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have an incredible sense of where the subway doors are going to stop on the platform. It's a cool party trick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of non-fiction history books, mostly about oppressive communist dictatorships.

Also just recently got into graphic novels and haven't been able to control that habit. Recent obsessions include The Walking Dead, Saga, Deadly Class, V for Vendetta, Watchmen, Persepolis, and Superman: Red Son.

Any and all Monty Python, the entire Mel Brooks filmography, all of the documentaries. (Louis Theroux is a personal hero), The Shawshank Redemption, The Big Lebowski, The Room, Crash, Star Wars (everything except Episode 1. Let's pretend Jar Jar Binks never happened), Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Airplane!

The Daily Show, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, The IT Crowd, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Summer Heights High, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Impractical Jokers, Last Week Tonight, The League, Community, Parks and Recreation, Louie

The Grateful Dead, Van Morrisson, Bruce Springsteen, Phish, Frank Zappa, Glen Hansard, Wilco, Zeppelin, The Allman Brothers, A Tribe Called Quest, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, James Brown, Charles Bradley, St. Paul & the Broken Bones, River City Extension, Pete Seeger, Nickel Creek, The Punch Brothers, The National, moe., Neutral Milk Hotel, Andrew Bird, The Avett Brothers, Yonder Mountain String Band, Greensky Bluegrass, The Mountain Goats, The Strokes, The Talking Heads, Sleater-Kinney, The Tallest Man on Earth, The Shins

This is by no means an exhaustive list.

The Dead are firmly at the top of my list. It's a bit of an obsession. I make no apologies.

CHIPOTLE, BACON, AVOCADOS, Sushi, Indian, Chinese, Thai, Ethiopian, Vietnamese

Pretty much all of the food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many boxes are in a serving size of Girl Scout Thin Mints.

Why Nutella M&M's don't exist

Which way is uptown?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still speed walk to my bed when I shut the lights off. Boogie man gonna get me.
You should message me if
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You want to have a funky jam session

You want to go check out that totally awesome band that none of your friends have ever heard of

You know of any hiking trails in the NYC area (preferably ones without bears)

You know how to properly fold a fitted sheet and can teach me your Jedi ways

You are a history geek and want to do history geeky things with a fellow history geek

The phrase "Come On You Spurs" means something to you