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InMyOwnParade

27 F Kennewick, WA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Stuff I like:
Canoeing, being outside, road trips, the ocean, Highway 101, photography, gardening, cooking, things I've never done, bonfires, peanut sauce, crocodiles, trailer parks, adrenaline rushes, writing, swapping stories, prank wars, stand up comedy, fireworks, camping, checking for critters under rocks, the tourettes guy on youtube, lightning, verbal sparring, places I've never been, finding the joke in anything, doodling.

Stuff I don't like:
Bullshit and being cold (which is redundant, because being cold is bullshit.)

Personal philosophy:
"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right." (Henry Ford.)

Also, Gary Busey is my spirit animal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Rode out the winter in Baja, where should I go next? I'm open to suggestions!

I recently sold off most of my things so that I can travel. I don't see myself settling down anytime soon. Home is where I can get a decent wi-fi connection.

I'm design-building my life to include a location-independent business. Until then my main hustle is writing.

I'm also learning the harmonica. It's the perfect travel instrument.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Surprise emergency bungee jump road trips.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Can't say I know
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Pretty much anything by Hermann Hesse, Elizabeth Kubler-Ross, William S Burroughs, Chuck Thompson, Robert Greene, Seth Godin, or Tim Ferriss. "Anatomy of an Illness" by Norman Cousins. Seneca's "On The Shortness of Life." And of course Hitchhiker's Guide.

Movies: I Heart Huckabees, Igby Goes Down, Fandango, Hot Rod

Shows: Legit, Trailer Park Boys, It's Always Sunny, I'm With Busey, Titus

Music: Dispatch, Zola, Beirut, Matisyahu, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Flogging Molly, Beck, Reel Big Fish, Bob Marley, People Under The Stairs, Manu Chao, Michael Franti, Jurassic 5, Pink Floyd, Andrew WK, Afasi y Filthy, Grouplove, Sublime, Incubus, Idan Raichel, Gogol Bordello, Fun, U2, Donavon Frankenreiter, Concrete Blonde, Pepper, Collective Soul, Ben Harper, Eric Whitacre, all mid-90s hip hop, etc.... But nothing gives me goosebumps like hearing Phantom Regiment's 2003 DCI World Championships "Harmonic Journey" performance.

Food: Anything from the food trucks! And fresh veggie juice from the juicer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Jokes
2. Music
3. Mischief
4. Good company
5. Being outside
6. Sunshine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can make this year look like next year's pre-game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home: Standing around a bonfire.
On the road: Meeting new people over drinks at the bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't want to have kids. It's just not on my list of stuff I want to do before I die. I have so many other things I have to get to; like skydiving and volunteering at the ACES crocodile sanctuary and starting my own business and racing in the Mongol Rally - that I'll run out of time before I get to check them all off. I get along great with kids, but most people I know who have them are living the type of life that I don't want for myself. This is a deal-breaker for a lot of people, so I figured I'd put it out in the open.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating