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InMyOwnParade

28 Rosarito, Mexico Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Stuff I like:
Canoeing, being outside, road trips, the ocean, road trips along the ocean, photography, gardening, cooking, things I've never done, bonfires, peanut sauce, crocodiles, trailer parks, adrenaline rushes, writing, swapping stories, prank wars, stand up comedy, fireworks, camping, checking for critters under rocks, the tourettes guy on youtube, TED talks, lightning, verbal sparring, places I've never been, finding the joke in anything, doodling.

Stuff I don't like:
Bullshit and being cold (which is redundant, because being cold is bullshit.)

Personal philosophy:
"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right." (Henry Ford)

Spirit animal:
Gary Busey

And the safe word is hhwhisky.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sold off most of my things so that I can travel. Home is where I can get a decent wi-fi connection.

I'm design-building my life to include a location-independent business. Until then my main hustle is writing.

Also learning the harmonica. It's the perfect travel instrument.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Surprise emergency bungee jump road trips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: Naked Lunch

Movie: Hot Rod

Show: Trailer Park Boys

Music: Last concert I went to had a bollywood DJ and electric cellos.

Food: Arugula-prosciutto-walnut anything is a mouthgasm.

Gimme standup every day: Stanhope, Burr, Titus, O'neal, Jeffries, and Rogan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Jokes
2. Music
3. Mischief
4. Good company
5. Being outside
6. Sunshine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Currently fostering a difficult dog, so, usually thinking about how I can't wait for that asshole to find a home.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If there's a bonfire then I'll be standing around it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't want kids. It's just not on my list of stuff I want to do before I die. I have so many other things I have to get to - like skydiving and volunteering at the ACES crocodile sanctuary and starting my own business and racing in the Mongol Rally - that I'll run out of time before I get to check them all off. I get along great with kids, but most people I know who have them are living the type of life that I don't want for myself.