Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd like to meet someone interesting, fun, and be a bit of
character (that has character) for a bit o' shenanigans. I'm a
realist-the key word in "relationship" is RELATE, so a checklist
doesn't define you, nor I. In other words none of this really
matters unless someone can follow through and do what they say.
Sounds pretty simple but ask yourself when has someone actually
done just that? Lastly race is not important to me. Nor where you
were born or if English is not your first language.
I don't consider my gifted really in any sense but I've been
blessed with perseverance.
To get to know me please make sure you read my questions and
answers. Please don't "Like Me" and A) Never view/read my profile
or B) Send one word introductions-the type women get inundated
with. C) I'm not into text or email tag. I like to talk and meet.
That's anethema to some if you can't hold a conversation on the
phone or in person then we're oil and water.
I am not interested in women with small children or are looking for
a 9-5 type guy with every weekend and bank holiday off. I am a
Registered nurse and rotate weekends can work on holidays. If I
meet someone I'd like to be able to see her hopefully 3x/wk. Here
and there dinner and a movie doesn't work for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Re-evaluating dating sites in general and the extreme difficulty in
dealing with entitled, jaded, and rude people that seem to be
endemic in them.
On a positive note I am back in the gym after a layoff and keep
tweaking my program. I like to call it 'Cross-Fuct'. It's for those
who beat the hell out their bodies for 20+ years who still want to
work out without doing ballistic /jerking movements and would
rather drag a 120 lbs sled for two miles than be seen on a
*** Please note my body type of 'A little extra' is my way of being
honest with myself. I can stay on a Stairmaster stepmill for 30
mins and knock out about 500 calories and be able to weight work
out. I am hard on myself and in the process of busting my ass at
moment.*** . If you are sedentary and blissfully ignorant about
your health and well being we have nothing in common.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nintendo Wii bowling, Eskimo Calculus, and having the cajones to
say what everyone is thinking despite the flak it can bring.
Sometimes the truth has gotta be told. Spotting Bipolar Disorder
easier than Kim Kardasian at plastic surgeon's office and
quarantining Borderline Personality Disorder and any other
malignancies of the almighty Axis-II like Lindsay Lohan and a
stripper on a rail of cocaine. It's part of my education to know
this and spot Axis-II personality disorders. SO if the flag of a
SOCIOPATH, NARCISSIST, or, HYSTRIONIC happens to fly I'm already at
Def-Con II, I'm a NO-FLY zone all unto my own. iN plain English
your bullshit behaviors will fall on deaf ears. If you do not know
what these terms mean please look them up. They save your ass and
subsequently your life thereafter. Although there is humor
interjected in this I am serious. if you insist upon messaging a
"10" who's "HAWT" and posing in skin-tight lingerie [WORLD LOOK AT
ME AND VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE ! NOW DAMMIT !] that sports a 'Camel
Toe' and more cleavage than South Beach-don't say you haven't been
warned. Your welcome. :-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. Followed by "You don't look like the type..."
***Note-read my questions and answers and what I said in the
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
, The Departed
Promises, books about abnormal psychology, and anything by
. Latin food (Colombian, Brasilian, Carribean),
Chinese and Asian fusion.
I love alternative rock
Radiohead, Depeche Mode
, and The Cure, to
and bands like Hatebreed
when I am working out. I
also enjoy Latin Music (even older artists like Tito Puente
, chill music ie
Cafe Del Mar
and trance artists such as Paul Oakenfold
and DJ Tiesto
. Some acid jazz
and old hop hop like De La Soul
as well as Pete Rock
-he has many hip
hop/jazz type instrumentals (as well as lyrics)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Humor, and a warped sense doesn't hurt either
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have a PHd in Daydreaming so I spend time thinking about
everything all the time :) . How nice it would be to off of dating
sites in general but it is fun to answer questions and take tests.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Never typical, could be working, at gym, or out and eating dinner
from a food truck or street vendor in a 3rd world country and most
will never know how good FRESH FOOD tastes!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1) Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
2) Don't admit anything you don't want everyone and their mom to
3) There are no stupid questions-just the stupid people who ask
Really now, if you've lived life with your eyes open you can figure
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You find the humor in my profile, and you speak sarcasm as if it
were your mother tongue.
-Read my questions and say "Hey! We think alike!"
-Aren't Stalker Material
-Don't have a FWB boinking you while you're looking for the "love
of your life".
-Want to match wits with me
-Take care of yourself and enjoy exercise (or at least do it)
-Are a damned good kisser!
-Are not high maintenance female. Really I am not running a charity
I sure as hell am not UNICEF.
*** Ask for nothing and get more than you've ever dreamed of!
** IF YOU LIKE SOMEBODY YOU MAKE TIME FOR THEM-AND YOU CAN
COMMUNICATE ! **
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