I was going to save this for last, but now that I see what online dating is like I am going to state this loud and clear:
Let's get one thing straight: I am not some lonely loser chick desperate for a date, desperate for sex, or desperate for a anything. I have self-confidence, and I know my worth. I can be the kindest person you will ever meet, but I will always draw a line in the sand of when kindness and understanding is no longer deserved. My photos are recent and yes, they are me.
PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME IF:
1. You are not in my age range listed -- and do not contact me to ask me why. Seriously.
2. If you have a drinking problem, drug problem, mental problem and/or mood disorder and/or take medication for any such thing of ANY KIND. I'm not kidding.
3. If you are on here just to try to be a serial dater looking for sex, someone who is playing only to get sex, or someone who is into serial "monogamous" relationships until they get sex. I am really not that trusting. Trust is earned. Period. I am tired of giving the benefit of the doubt.
4. If you have an immature way of looking at women, i.e., we are stalkers, bunnyboilers, people who only want to take away your precious freedom, nags, bitches, whiners or people who have "feelings" etc., if you have bad baggage and think all women are like that and will never let a good woman try to show you that you can trust again. Why are you here?? Seriously..I am not joking about it - don't bother contacting me if you have these hangups.
5. If you are into disappearing for ANY REASON or will treat me in ANY INSIGNIFICANT way because you are too...whatever to to know how to respectfully treat someone while I am supposed to be in relationship with you. DON'T bother.
6. If your profile is a load of bullshit or laced eloquently to make me think your awesome and its not true. Because for me, words must always match actions. AND I MEAN THAT.
7. If you have ever committed a crime -- and don't think I am not smart enough to find out.
8. If you cannot handle a women who knows what she wants and when she wants it.
9. If you are a player, a control freak, narcissist, has to be the winner, or has to have the last word continually or be the buffest man around and swish when you walk.
10 If your life literally revolves around the gym, and/or if you are the extreme opposite.
11. If you don't like smokers -- cause I will quit on my own when I am ready.
12. If you think that a fun second date would be walking around the point drinking booze out of a 7-11 cup.
13. If you think its funny to blow me off to see if I will worry about you frantically. (Yes, all women will worry and totally freak out the first time, especially if she has been at a party drinking. The second time..we feel played and that you are playing us regardless of what the truth might actually be.) And really, how hard is it to text someone and let them know how your're doing?
14. If you know deep down that you are too immature or not ready for a real relationship. Don't contact me. Everyone knows who they are deep down. Don't lie to me or to yourself.
15. If you are married or in another relationship...THAT SHOULD BE A NO FUCKING BRAINER. Stay the hell away from me. Seriously.
16. IF you do not look like your photo or YOU DON'T HAVE A PHOTO UP.
17. If you want a good woman who is loyal to you and trusting, then you have to be the same way. If you don't water a plant, it dies and feels betrayed on the way down.
18. If you don't say that you have read my profile when contacting me, I won't even answer you.
If I sound totally disgruntled or jaded about this fun dating site thing, thank your fellow man. : ) It's actually with a very heavy heart that I am back on here.