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27 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:42pm
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), French (Okay), Estonian (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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It's 2015, and, bizarrely, I'm single. How did that happen?!

I wish I could say I was some frankly fascinating ethnicity, as some people are, but I'm just plain old English. I was born and raised in the city, and I'm pretty sure if I ever went past the M25 I'd vanish in a puff of smoke.

I am a bit posh; but then everyone loves a bit of posh, don't they? My name's Francis, but I definitely prefer to go by Frank; not only does it sound much better, but when used in combination with my surname, it's...well, not quite a pun, but close.

I like to paint and draw and stuff- I have a little pad I carry around with me so I can scribble stuff down when I think of it; I use it for writing, too, if I think of ideas for stories or poems or anything I think sounds good.

I love to sing and dance (sometimes properly dancing, sometimes that lame little jiggle and hand movements you do when you're sitting down and can't be bothered to get up), and sometimes, when I think I'm alone, I sing to myself, really loud. Sometimes, I really haven't been alone.

I love to explore, too; like going down a street I haven't been to before, or going left instead of right if I'm walking or driving somewhere. Occasionally I'll spend a day just going in a certain direction, or deliberately picking a route I know for sure I haven't been down before. I love walking down streets in the early evening, too, when it's getting dark but nobody's closed their curtains yet- it's fun just to be nosey, and see what they're doing.

I like to cook, and most of the time, I'll just make up random recipes, or experiment with ingredients. I also like to name the things I invent with ridiculously pretentious foreign-sounding names- usually French- or I make really bad puns. Lucky Dip, anyone?

I like having fun, no matter what I do. If you can't do it with a smile on your face, why do it at all, right? I make it a rule to never take things too seriously, because life's too short to be all sour and dour (interestingly, those two words don't rhyme!)

I like to discover things, and learn things. I like to try and learn one new thing every day, so then I can be all 'oh, by the way, did you know', and people I know will be all 'huh, really', and that'll be a few moments of extra conversation squeezed out of the day. Usually they're actually not all that interesting, but that just makes it even more fun.

I like to tell stories, whether they're anecdotes, or actual pieces of fiction. Some call it boring, I call it practise for bedtime stories.

I like to act, that said. I'm pretty good at accents, and can do a great Irish one. i have an interesting story about that, if you're interested.

I'm looking, ideally, for a proper long-lasting relationship. I'm not after anything casual, nor am I looking to mess you about, or be messed about. I'm tired of people who play games, or people who act one way when they're really another. Just be yourself, and be after the same thing I am, and we shall get along famously, I'm sure.

Alright, I've gone on long enough, so, if you want to know anything else about anything else, then feel free to ask!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I'm just living life, and doing my best to enjoy it because why not, right?

Though I do also moonlight as a spiv, so there's that*

*not really, I just like the word.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking intense in photos.
Winning tombolas.
Faking accents.
Sounding like I know what I'm talking about, when I honest to God don't.
Forgetting to log in to my OkCupid account for like two years.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, and my smile. Maybe my eyes. Especially the 'oh god I'm so lost' look in them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like old music, like jazz, and blues, and swing and stuff- though you wouldn't think that by looking at me!

I love to read, especially sci-fi, fantasy, thrillers, horrors, detective stories; if you want to know my favourites, go ahead and ask.

I like all kinds of films, but especially thrillers, mysteries, psychological horrors, comedies, and especially musicals.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My notepad/pens/pencils

My friends (I get by with a little help from them)

I don't know if it's 'do without', but sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe.

And you to love me.

Is this still not six yet? This is annoyingly tense. Let's be cliche or something, shall we?
Oxygen. There. Nailed it.

My lucky mascot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do ghosts ever get cold? Like, they're there, all the time, rain or shine or snow.
Do they ever just think 'oh god it's freezing tonight, fuck haunting them now, I'll just wait til it's a little bit warmer'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably masturbating, watching stuff on youtube, and drinking alone.
I'm a lefty, by the way, if you're curious.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to put the milk in first when I made a cup of tea, but changed my ways in my mid-teens.
I'm reformed, honest!
Thoroughly ashamed, but reformed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want someone who'll make you laugh, and smile, and happy; if you want someone imaginative, creative, passionate, caring, and oh so modest; if you want someone spontaneous, who does things on a whim, just 'cause.

Also, if you want someone who can spout sickeningly saccharine stuff like that right there.