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Incipient_Ninja

30 Park City, UT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a traveling chef. That's right. Get in line ladies. Also, apparently I'm "surprisingly multi-dimensional" though I think that may have been a thinly veiled insult.....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to write the most fun life I can. Doing pretty well so far but this story needs a co-protagonist (or an antagonist, then I get to use the word "smite" more often).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretty much anything with no real world value. Like using arrogance as a comedic mechanism. And chess. I'm like a walking useless talent show. But I have to say, I am a great person to have around if one gets stranded at a train station in eastern Europe.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually nothing, as an aspiring ninja.... but it does happen. Those that do don't last long.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read anything and everything. Constantly. I love movies but I rarely watch them. I'm up to date on Game of Thrones but haven't watched another TV show since House went off the air. I've taught myself to play a few instruments mainly because of a desire to learn appreciation for true art, so I will listen to anything and anyone with ACTUAL talent.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
At least one supernova and maybe two. Yea, I'm full of cosmic jokes tonight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You. Creepy innit?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"You say there is no love, my love,
unless it lasts for aye.
Ah folly, there are episodes
far better then the play"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once loved a woman so well I got fired. Yep.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You won't. This section should be changed to "You should respond to me if..." And thus I shall answer: You thought my message was semi-entertaining and made you laugh or think; as a few have pointed out, if I was just looking for a good time, I would go to the bar and have one. If I have messaged you it means I saw something in your profile (yes I read every word) that I identify with or find attractive (Emotionally/spiritually/intellectually). The point is I stopped responding to a pretty face years ago, so if I sent you something it means I want to get to know you, not have sex with you.
If you love to laugh, love to travel and discover new things and have a sense of responsibility enough to not be a flake, we shall get along famously.