I'm a traveling chef. That's right. Get in line ladies. Also, apparently I'm "surprisingly multi-dimensional" though I think that may have been a thinly veiled insult.....
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to write the most fun life I can. Doing pretty well so far but this story needs a co-protagonist (or an antagonist, then I get to use the word "smite" more often).
I’m really good at
Pretty much anything with no real world value. Like using arrogance as a comedic mechanism. And chess. I'm like a walking useless talent show. But I have to say, I am a great person to have around if one gets stranded at a train station in eastern Europe.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually nothing, as an aspiring ninja.... but it does happen. Those
that do don't last long.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read anything and everything. Constantly. I love movies but I rarely watch them. I'm up to date on Game of Thrones but haven't watched another TV show since House went off the air. I've taught myself to play a few instruments mainly because of a desire to learn appreciation for true art, so I will listen to anything and anyone with ACTUAL talent.
The six things I could never do without
At least one supernova and maybe two. Yea, I'm full of cosmic jokes tonight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You. Creepy innit?
On a typical Friday night I am
"You say there is no love, my love,
unless it lasts for aye.
Ah folly, there are episodes
far better then the play"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once loved a woman so well I got fired. Yep.
You should message me if
You won't. This section should be changed to "You should respond to me if..." And thus I shall answer: You thought my message was semi-entertaining and made you laugh or think; as a few have pointed out, if I was just looking for a good time, I would go to the bar and have one. If I have messaged you it means I saw something in your profile (yes I read every word) that I identify with or find attractive (Emotionally/spiritually/intellectually). The point is I stopped responding to a pretty face years ago, so if I sent you something it means I want to get to know you, not have sex with you.
If you love to laugh, love to travel and discover new things and have a sense of responsibility enough to not be a flake, we shall get along famously.