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Incogneatoe

35 M Rochester, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Why are we wearing bras on our heads?"

Updated, August 16th, 2014 to be a little more socially acceptable, just a little though.

I identify myself in a few different ways…

I’m a Gamer (Mostly PC)…
I’m a Kinkster…
I’m a Business Owner…

My business takes up the bulk of my time. I work every day and not all day but there are things I have to periodically check and I’m effectively always on call, but it allows me flexibility as well.

I play video games but usually not in excess. Maybe on release days and they’re my go to for stress relief. Usually I maintain a good balance. ...but yes I would game a lot more if time allowed it.

I’m an out of practice Kinkster. I was in a vanilla relationship for a time and hope to get back into kinky things in the near future. I feed off the person I’m playing with so your kink becomes mine. Play does not necessarily mean sex. I’m interested in finding play partners for a variety of things.

That being said I'm a firm believer in feminism, maybe not your version of feminism, but the version where a woman can choose her own path. Regardless of what that path might be high powered job, stay at home mom, or sexual deviant. Feminism means a lot of different things to a lot of different people but if we can't agree that it’s about being able to make your own choices then we don't need to talk

I can be stubborn and hard to get through to. Yet I am also a great listener and pretty good at giving real relevant advice, by real I mean truthful and not necessarily what you wanted to hear.

I am not religious at all. If God exists he either gave up on us long ago or got bored and created someone else to play with. I do at times go through some of the motions of religion, for my family's sake and because I do believe tradition is extremely important. I wish I had more of them in my life that weren't based on an imaginary friend or that didn't involve a recovery process of 18 to 72 hours. I do believe in the power of prayer and the church but not as something divine, I believe in a person’s ability to channel their own strength and I believe that community can come together to overcome adversity.

I'm a loyal person. I'm the guy you can call and will help you move. I'm the friend that will help you talk it out. Need some honest perspective I'm your guy. Need the truth/reality of a situation rather than being told what you want to hear, yup I'm that friend. I think outside the box and can usually help you avoid dumb decisions if you can actually accept and follow good sage like advice.

My dream girl is smart, she's adventurous, motivated, independent, sex positive, she also happens to get turned on if another woman flirts with me the idea of me having my way with another woman gets her wet, or us having our way with another woman. She also wants hers... and I’m happy to help fulfill her fantasies... but we don't cheat if we do something with someone else(s) we've discussed it either the situation or that person specifically. And she's kinky as fuck.

PS - If I rate you highly it doesn't necessarily mean I want to date you, fuck you or marry you. It may just be as simple as I respect what your profile represents or says. Maybe something in it moved me or I appreciated your outlook on something. Try not to read into it too much or just ask.

Also I am not in Rochester expect to drive at least 40 minutes (from Rochester) if you're truly interested.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working
ESO
Losing Weight
Hitting the Gym

Right Now, editing my profile...?!?!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Offending People... (Unintentionally)
Not Being Offended...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
lube
sex toys
restraints
buffalo wing based foods
like minded individuals
oh and those things that keep me alive (water air videos games tv emissions etc)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Blanket Forts Are Awesome! (until someone farts in it)

Why people take pictures with their hoarder pile in the background?

Why the IRS insists my inner child doesn't count as an exemption!?!?

BDSM, LOI, DV, DP, DA... stuff like that!

YOU HAVING BUTT SECKS!

Assuming the world is round and that time is infinite would you like some flapjacks?

Why Slut Shamming is a thing...?

How Awesome Would it be if Purple Hair made a person taste like grape?!?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to decode the OkCupid algorithm that says the match % and the enemy % can add up to be more than 100%.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes there's corn in my poo...

I forgot to wash my hands after eating wings this one time and it looked like I had been crying but really my eyes were just on fire.

Before I get married or commit to a long term anything I'll already have some idea of how long she can hold her breathe...
You should message me if
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If you can figure out which parts of my profile a humorous and which are serious...

You think dominating a girl together is a good couples activity.

If you eat beef, chicken, turkey, pork and all their cousins and their tasty variations or at least won't piss and moan when I do. I'll eat your green things once in awhile, you know probably.

Like me you've forgotten more about doing Math than most people learned to begin with.

You have a fetlife account and know how to use it.

You've been secretly stalking me and I haven't noticed!

You know how to tell someone what you want or if appropriate just take it.

You're sweet and innocent and would like to change that. <- Is that too creepy?