Flashy_Moniker
39 Vancouver, WA
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My self-summary
To be determined by the proper authorities at an unspecified time and location. Information will be given upon receiving security clearance from federal, state, county, and local authorities, as necessary.

Admittance possibly granted upon request after obtaining documentation from security officials. Please inquire within for standard operating procedures.

ENFP - for all you pseudo science testy people.

If you're not the patient type to fill out all that damn paperwork, you could save yourself some time by just saying hello.

I'm not quite adept at breaking the ice in a digital format. I don't know why, but i do harbor a perception that I would either come off as cliche, or creepy, this is the internet after all.
What I’m doing with my life
I will soon started a new career with a major utility firm, and thus I have dropped the two job routine, freeing myself up for more socializing.

I'm also stepping into the dating pool after a 13 year hiatus. Online dating is a new thing for me, and I have to say, digital people shopping is weird.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, giving massages, boisterous laughter, being completely oblivious to the obvious, forgetting where I put my things, jokes of both the morbid and dad variety, walking and chewing gum (yes, at the same time!), and a whole slew of other various useful and/or useless skills.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: I have a large range of interests and not a lot of favorites. It'd be easier to just ask what I don't like, which would include most pop-music in any form.

Current Music Choices: Clutch, The Sword, Baroness, Def Tones, Explosions in the Sky, The Pixies, Mudhoney, Jakob, Norma Jean, Mastodon, Truckfighters, If These Trees Could Talk, Muse, Tool, Rage Against the Machine, The White Stripes, The Devil Makes Three, Dillinger Escape Plan

Movies: Scarface, anything Marvel or Star Wars, Big Lebowski, V for Vendetta, Waking Life, Boondock Saints, A Scanner Darkly, Sin City, The Losers, Dune

TV Shows: GoT, (Fear) The Walking Dead, Rick & Morty, Family Guy, South Park, Vikings, Who's line Is It?, and Family Feud (thanks grandma!)

Recent Authors: Margaret Weiss, Tracy Hickman, P.N. Elrod, R.A. Salvatore, George Carlin, Alan Watts, James Lowder, Paul S. Kemp

Food . . . I eat it. Unashamed meat eater with very few dislikes.
The six things I could never do without
Air. Food. Shelter. Clothing. Water. Short answers.

Now, if you'd like to ask about the things I'd not like to live without, I could write a few pages.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Existence and consciousness, or why I just did the stupid thing I just did.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing something I shouldn't be doing, not doing things I should be, or sleeping, who knows?

This begs the question though, are there really any typical days or nights? I think those are a myth.
You should message me if
you feel the notion to do so.

Must be 18, void where prohibited, some restrictions may apply, not available in all states.
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