Here's your job: squint hard and pretend that in this section is everything you'd like to see. If you want to meet a guy who can tell you exactly what you want to hear, you just need to get over this part where you expect someone you've never met to be able to read your mind. It gets better...

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Hating on cliches, literally - so if I find a partner in crime who is dying to meet me, that "crime" might turn out to be a murder-suicide.

Wondering if the guys who post the shirtless, headless, self-held bathroom mirror pics are actually onto something... Genius, right?

Plotting escape from traditional workplace to a higher level of play, on a global scale.

being modest, succint.

cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies
you never know just how you look through other people's eyes

There used to be lots of stuff here.

I like the empty space better.

It feels like I can appreciate more without trying to collect cool points.

Only 3:
- a plan to live an amazing life
- skills and resources to make it happen
- some challenges to make the story interesting

3 Nice to haves:
- smart, unconventional, kind-hearted and big-souled companions for the journey
- good food, music, art, books
- moments of bliss in nature

an experiment where researchers would try to cut in a line of office workers waiting to make copies. When they asked "would you mind if I cut in front of you?" their requests were rejected. When they said "would you mind if I cut in front of you, because I have something to copy?" they were allowed to cut.

Is it really that easy? Do I just need to say"because" to you?

what I am

I like decisive, spontaneous and forthright people who manage their logistics and handle their baggage. I don't always pick up on social cues so sometimes when girls try to play hard to get, I just assume that they're stupid. My bad...

Really? Isn't that the whole point? Come to think of it - don't message me, I like to be the one chasing but do reply if I write you, otherwise, per above, I might just assume you're too dumb to figure out how to operate this thing.

And I don't like people who ALWAYS follow instructions, so message me... I mean don't.