10 Things that will make the worst girl friend. (this is a joke (lots of sarcasm)
1) She will have a brain::: I know that a lobotomized woman is the norm. Normally woman is there just for sex, to clean, and screams "brains, brains...feed me brains". An intelligent woman...so wierd.
2) She makes me feel like I can trust her::: I hate a woman that I can trust. She should break my trust on a daily basis. For example if she tells me she is going to get bread, she comes back with a Silverback Gorilla named Jim, and leaves me for the primate.
3) She is a great listener, and also have intelligent conversation::: She should start talking incoherently every time I start to talk. Blah blah babble blabble.
5) She like gentleman::: You must hate someone who is romantic, does something sweet on impulse, open's the door, has manners, goes out of his way to do something nice.
6) She has ambition, or wants to learn::: A woman should not have above a third grade education. Be able to talk intelligently about a movie, a book, or something that she enjoys...for shame! What guy would want this! Furthermore a woman should not know how to lead a company as a manager or as a business owner.
7) Is a good kisser::: I should feel like I am kissing a fish when I kiss her. If she is big black alien from the Alien's Movie series...perfect!
8) She stands up to people that kick dogs at house parties, bares her teeth and claws at social injustice and has no problem inserting herself between bullies and victims.
9) She likes being sensual::: Every woman should be a nun! How dare she like to kiss or have a sex drive. Sheesh Men do not like sex! Men are all A-Sexual.
10) She likes to laugh and is spontaneous:::: A woman should be as funny as a rock. In fact if she is a rock, that is perfect because she will never go anywhere on a whim :p.
If you are looking to make a friend, or you are this worst ever girl friend. Alice of wonderland, let's see where the rabbit hole goes together. I also skipped number 5 on purpose. If you want to suggest a number 5, please be my guest.
Hello reader. You found my profile. :). There are a few questions and self answers in it. Careful of falling robot heads...my profile is under construction.
I love music. Music make me smile. I wear my heart on my sleeves. I am the son of a flower child and a sailboat captain/salesman.
I am here looking for friends or something more. I am taking a weed-wacker to my Jew-fro this weekend. My hair grows very fast. I would let my hair grow out to be able to donate to locks for love again, but than I would look like cousin IT from the Adam's family.
I practice Tai Chi, Tantra, Meditation and I love to workout and run. I started doing Yoga. I just do it at home. Youtube is great for workout videos.
Is all fail in love and war? Yes. An exception to this is a break of honesty. I consider lying or cheating (when you break the agreed upon rules of the relationship) to be deplorable. Don't do anything to vindictively hurt your partner.