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30 Corning, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:32pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from two-year college
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I'm Corey and I worked in a laser factory until recently.

*I'm looking for a job before a relationship, but I'm still up for chatting with cool people.*

In my free time, I draw comics and play video games. I don't get out much and I'm looking for a woman that I'm not likely to meet at a bar. I don't go to bars often but enjoy it with the right crowd. Food kicks ass and I laugh a lot. Heh, shit's just really funny. :) I like going out to eat and cooking. I have a LOT to learn still about cooking though.

I'm pretty mellow for the most part. Most of my hobbies are indoor activities but I want to get outside more often in the summer. Grilling and getting out on the water would be fun. I don't have a boat, but I know people who do.

My work experience as a lab technician will hopefully qualify me for higher paying jobs in production and manufacturing in the future. But honestly, I don't need to get rich (even though it would RULE if it happened). I just need to start putting in more hours and saving up for the things I want to do. Another hobby I want to take up is beer brewing, but if I can't afford the equipment, it won't happen. But I'm going to keep positive! Until then, I'll just enjoy drinking whatever beer with friends and family.

In the meantime, I just have fun little things to keep my mind going and good people in my life to chill with.
What I’m doing with my life
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When I'm not at work, I'm entertaining myself or with friends usually.

My best friend Max and I are an acoustic guitar band called Scrottum. Clearly it's based on the word "scrotum" but with an extra T. We're a toilet/offensive humor duo and we just released our 5th full length album that is up on bandcamp:

I don't read comics a whole lot, but I am drawing one called "The Documents." If I had my way, I'd be making a series or a video game, but a comic is the only way I'm currently capable of telling the story. I have my progress uploaded on DA:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making chicken wings
making my friends laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
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Bald with facial hair and glasses, usually black plastic frames.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like video games a lot:

Suikoden, Skies of Arcadia, Namco's "Tales of" series, Final Fantasy VI, VII, and IX, Zelda, Mario, Sonic, MegaMan X, Metroid, Castlevania, Dust, Wild Arms, Star Ocean, Metal Slug, Streets of Rage, Shinobi, Donkey Kong Country, Rogue Galaxy, Saints Row II and IV, Mario Kart Wii, Red Faction, WWE with all custom characters.

To name a few, Modest Mouse, Primus, Ween, Tool, Rancid, NOFX, Penpals, The Pillows, Reel Big Fish, A, Blur, Gorillaz, Dropkick Murphys, and Grandaddy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my cat
peace of mind
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
science and philosophy, dating, fictional stories
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
still at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ahoy. I don't know.
You should message me if
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Message me if you're as easy to get along with as I am. If you hate drama and are cool and fun to be around.