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34 Hamburg, Germany Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Interesting facts:

I have a pair of converse that have trekked around 10 countries in 3 months and got covered in sand, beer, volcanic ash and snow.

I flew home from an oasis gig with oasis by accident. In Liam Gallagher's epic words "we're going f@*king flying."

I once kayaked far too close to an alligator and I'm surprised I still have all of my limbs.

I can't skip, I just look like a mess!


Writing blogs, here's my first one on Catalonian independence

Indie rock, chocolate, history, reading, politics, learning languages, writing about historical and political issues, travelling around Europe, partying, Jagerbombs, spicy food, poetry, playing guitar, singing, Skandinavia, learning about German culture, exercising / being active, classic films and comedy, philosophy, sport, especially football, especially Arsenal.


Skipping, rudeness, Justin Bieber.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is what I do for a living

Apart from that getting used to opening beer bottles without a bottle opener.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Teaching, entertaining children, listening and giving advice, cooking, not getting trapped in the comfort zone, learning German, being a world class tour guide when my friends visit, you can tell me the rest!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told that I'm suspiciously young looking for someone in their 30's, I promise I haven't sold my soul, but if I look like this when I'm 40, I definitely have!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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George Orwell, Oscar Wilde, Christopher Hitchens, Ernest Hemingway, Niall Ferguson, Rudyard Kipling, Stephen Fry, Stephen King, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Irvine Welsh.


Animal Farm, Lady Winermere's Fan, Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Importance of Being Earnest, 11/22/63, Palestine, Civilisation, The God Delusion, A Tale of Two Cities, Israel, Fever Pitch, The Happy Prince, 1984, The Plot Against America, The State of Africa, One Day, Hegemony or Survival, A Clockwork Orange, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Man in the High Castle, Long Walk to Freedom (Nelson Mandela), The Israel Lobby, A Thousand Suns, The Kite Runner, The Snows of Kilimanjaro, Kosovo, The Rise and Fall of the British Empire, Lord Arthur Saville's Crime, The World is Flat, Life (Keith Richards), Forgotten Continent, The Capital of the World, What Price Liberty?, What on Earth Happened? Dominion, Hitch 22, Look who's back, Skagboys.


Trainspotting, Gladiator, Fever Pitch, Batman: The Dark Knight, Snatch, Bedazzled (Original), I Walk the Line, Life of Brian, Avatar, Gangster Number 1, The Godfather, The Pursuit of Happiness, Goodfellas, Rocky, Control, Die Hard, The Adjustment Bureau, Rebel Without a Cause, Midnight in Paris, Star Wars, Any Bond Film, Invictus, Enemy at the Gates, Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Damned United, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Prometheus, Watchmen, The Wind That Shakes the Barley, The Butler, Lincoln.


George Carlin, Frankie Boyle, Richard Pyror, Eddie Izzard, Micky Flanaghan, Lewis Black, Steve Hughes, Ricky Gervais, Magnus Betnér, Jimmy Carr, Tim Minchin, Peter Kay, Dylan Moran, Jim Jefferies, Alex Williamson.


The Mighty Boosh, 24, The IT Crowd, Flight of the Conchords, The British, Inbetweeners, Monty Python, Weeds, The Young Ones, Game of Thrones, Bottom, Mock the Week, Balls of Steel, The Newsroom, Revolution.

Impossible to pick a favourite band but I love the bands below...

The Smiths, The Rolling Stones, The Clash, Stone Roses, Morrissey, Oasis, Blur, Joy Division, The Kinks, The Who, Bob Dylan, The Libertines, REM, David Bowie, The Beatles, The Strokes, The Police, Kasabian, Green Day, Los Campesinos, The Cribs, The Sounds, The Cure, The Rifles, Radiohead, The Doors, We Are Scientists, Talking Heads, Sex Pistols, Maximo Park, Ramones, New Order, The Pixies, Iggy and the Stooges, Suede, U2, Johnny Cash, The Jam, Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Manic Street Preachers, Nirvana, The Drums, The Hives, M83, Blondie, Kraftwerk, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, First Aid Kit, the Wombats.


Indian, Mexican, Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good company
A purpose in life
The thing that Theon Greyjoy loved and misses most
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why Germans don't open bottles with a bottle opener when they're so efficient at everything else.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bar hopping!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like U2
You should message me if
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You're fun and you like behaving Spontaneously, Germans have an international reputation for being boring, so prove them wrong, I have faith in you :)

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