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40 Indianapolis, IN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–41
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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1. I once made Minute Rice in 58 seconds.
2. I used to be a Type-A person, but I’ve tempered this to something close to a Type-B+.
3. If you send me a message, asking me "R U DTF?," I'll assume that you mean "Darn Tootin' Funny." Don't be crass.
4. I took my parents’ car joyriding when I was 10 years old.
5. I was hung over when I took my SAT’s.
6. I may have “Liked” your profile simply because it contains a photo of a dog.
7. I disable this profile more often than it’s active, and I plan to delete it by years' end.

I consider myself activity-based, from things athletic to the more benign board game. I'm happiest socializing with others, especially those that effortlessly engage in conversation. Outgoing, energetic, educated, well-traveled semi-alpha type with a sarcastic sense of humor; entrepreneur imported from Ohio who loves dogs, craft beer and socializing. That about sums me up.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work out regularly, am pretty social, optimistic and value human connection. I like to think that I'm pretty funny, engaging, ever-so-slightly intelligent with a penchant for boyish exuberance at times. Occasionally irreverent, but always in a teasing manner, I'll pepper you with sarcasm while affectionately holding your hand. I like the yin-yang of things, and equate my personality to table sugar sprinkled on a lemon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting people at ease. I typically ask a host of questions because I'm curious about people, whether I've known them for five minutes or five years.
I'm also pretty good at initiating conversations and keeping them going. It can be exhausting sometimes, especially if I'm with someone who is essentially boring. Please don't be boring. Please. Don't.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Head, shoulders, knees and toes...knees and toes. Sometimes they notice food stuck in my teeth, but I floss regularly to avoid this sorta thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Yes to books, both F and NF. I hope that you're a reader too, and that this isn't limited to the newspaper or Cosmo or Shape. Well, I guess Shape is ok, but the Economist would be impressive.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I feel fortunate for what I have in life, but I would like to think that I could lose it all and still maintain a healthy outlook. Any philosophy buffs out there familiar with Seneca and his writings on Stoicism?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- how I can travel more
- whether or not I'll get another dog
- how many spam bots there are on this site
- how many partially read books do I have
- when can I go to Barnes & Nobles and buy more books
- how many more days I'll be on OKC
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I typically meet friends for beer, revelry and general delinquency, but there are certainly occasions when I'll simply slum it at home.
You should message me if
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I'm really just looking for someone who hates the same things as I do. And if she has freckles and/or dimples, well...we should just make wedding plans right now (j/k).

I rarely send out OKC emails without first reading every word of your narrative, looking at every photo you posted, and using the “Personality” tab to get a better grasp on who you are. I don't feel the need to message every women on this site in the hopes of simply attracting some attention. None of us have time for that shit.

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