I occasionally pretend that the laws of physics don't apply to me.
I like to hold the door open for people who are far away, just to watch them run towards me.
When I was 11 years old, I took my parents car out for a spin on a Saturday night, and got caught while heading up the driveway.
I used to be a Type-A personality, but worked on it a bit and now consider myself a Type-B+.
I was hung over when I took my SAT's in high school.
I've never been to a state fair, county fair or Lilith Fair.
If your profile pic is a car, I will assume that you're a Transformer.
Speaking of cars, there's no need to hide your keys from me. I'm past the joyriding days of my youth.
Outgoing, energetic, educated, well-traveled semi-alpha type with a sarcastic sense of humor; entrepreneur imported from Ohio who loves dogs, craft beer and socializing. Self-taught in all the construction trades, I build, remodel, construct and design shit in my spare time...be it the renovation of my 1931 house or a certain piece of furniture I've had my eye on.