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40 Indianapolis, IN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–41
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:35am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I’m the biggest douchebag you’ll ever love. I’ll forget your birthday and Valentine’s Day, will seldom want to hear you talk about work or family problems and will never open doors for you. In fact, I’m more apt to trip you as you cross the threshold in an effort to get a laugh as you fall to the ground.

I fully expect that our first date will end with lots of horizontal bumping and savage mating. This will occur at your place since I don’t want you to know where I live, but I won’t be spending the night because I abhor cuddling. You know this in advance, yet you’ll have the fridge stocked full of Keystone Light, because you know it’s my favorite.

Your friends will hate me, but I’ll eventually convince you that they’re really not your friends at all. They’re simply jealous that you have a beau to watch Friday Night Fights with, while they are home alone watching Oxygen Channel.

When we go out, I’ll accept your offers to pay since I’m unemployed. We’ll go to sports bars and watch the local team, and I’ll be wearing my high school football jersey, just to remind you of how great of an athlete I used to be. I’ll end up super-drunk and inform all the random bar folks that one day I’m gonna make an honest woman outta you. You’ll blush…

I'll take you to your company Christmas party and refer to your boss as "Bro", and then tell your direct reports about how awkwardly cute you were during our first sexual encounter. On the dance floor, however, I'll light things up by loudly crooning along with the music, because reefer always brings out my creative side.

Your dad and mom will like me, even though they'll pretend they don't.

For those aiming a bit higher: Outgoing, energetic, educated, well-traveled semi-alpha type with a sarcastic sense of humor; entrepreneur imported from Ohio who loves dogs, craft beer and socializing. Self-taught in all the construction trades, I build, remodel, construct and design shit in my spare it the renovation of my 1931 house or a certain piece of furniture I've had my eye on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
It’s important to note that I never wear dresses, panties or pumps. This is a key, since most of the guys on this website are closet cross dressers. Haha – totally kidding.
I stay pretty active, but not over-the-top kind of active. I work out regularly, am pretty social, optimistic and value human connection. I like to think that I'm pretty funny, engaging, ever-so-slightly intelligent with a penchant for boyish exuberance at times.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting people at ease. I typically ask a host of questions because I'm curious about people, whether I've known them for five minutes or five years.
I'm also pretty good at initiating conversations and keeping them going. It can be exhausting sometimes, especially if I'm with someone who is essentially boring. Please don't be boring. Please. Don't.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Head, shoulders, knees and toes...knees and toes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes, yes, yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I feel fortunate for what I have in life, but I would like to think that I could lose it all and still maintain a healthy outlook. Any philosophy buffs out there familiar with Seneca and his writings on Stoicism? Anybody?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- why so many people seem to get the "glove" question wrong.
- why people put "Environmental" license plates on SUV's.
- whether or not the few remaining leaves on a tree feel lonely.
- why people pronounce the word "realtor" as "re-luh-tor"...and where the hell did the word "irregardless" come from?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I typically meet friends for beer, revelry and general delinquency, but there are certainly occasions when I'll simply slum it at home.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm really just looking for someone who hates the same things as I do. And if she has freckles and/or dimples, well...we should just make wedding plans right now (j/k).
Oh, and please, if every one of your photos is a group shot, don't make me play "Where's Waldo?" trying to figure out which one is you.

And I don't really care what your Myers-Briggs type is. Really,

Also, I'm not 40 years old.