Your name is TIM. You love GAMES. ALL KINDS OF GAMES. You would describe your taste in music as ECLECTIC, but in truth, it isn't much less than ALMOST ENTIRELY INDISCRIMINATE. You bluster frequently of exuberance for SCIENCE and ADVENTURE and DANCING, as well as sharing all of these interests with EXCELLENT HUMAN COMPANY. Everyone needs chums, with whom you can share your QUALITY TIME. You're known to be found with your nose in a BOOK OR TWO, even though it makes you a geek or something. Not that you even CARE about that! Not a gentleman of your PANACHE AND SWAGGER, qualities which you would BANDY WITH APLOMB on your Edmonton-spanning adventures. You would love to travel around the world, learning about all the UNIQUE CULTURES you might encounter. You'd be tickled by the opportunity to attend MUSIC FESTIVALS everywhere, experiencing their treasures.
Against the better judgment of one your age, you REALLY LIKE TO CONSUME TASTY CANDY. That is, when you're not BAKING YOUR OWN TREATS, or PREPARING EXCELLENT MEALS. But you try to cool it on the CANDY stuff when you haven't had your vegetables, which is virtually NEVER. And considering you've got a reputation staked on amazing VEGETABLE SOUP, this strikes you as ample reason to enjoy your SNACKS.
What else? You sure like POLYAMORY. Oh, and did you mention SPACE yet? You know, QUASARS AND BLACK HOLES AND STUFF. Also, BRAINS. Gosh you love BRAINS. There is a good BRAIN at the heart of any person, creating its EVERY THOUGHT. That is what you always say. Or at least, it is what you always HOPE. Also, last time you checked, you were NOT A ZOMBIE.
Finally, you have a PENCHANT FOR PROPER PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR online. You also tend to type some words in ALLCAPS for emphasis. SOMETIMES YOU TYPE ENTIRE SENTENCES IN ALLCAPS. Additionally, you are EXTREMELY FLEXIBLE.
You're looking for PARTNERS IN CRIME with a high amount of OPEN MINDEDNESS.