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27 M Edmonton, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:07am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Profile Version 8.5... under construction.

In a nutshell, I am wondering how the heck I got stuck in a nutshell. Unless I've either been shrunk, or some super-mega-prehistoric nut has a shell big enough for me to fit into.

I'm also wondering wonder why we want to willfully write labels for ourselves. I'm not pansexual, or bisexual, or queer, or any of those other labels people seem so quick to slap on their pretty little selves. I'm Tim, from Edmonton. I like things, and stuff. My interests are as varied as they are ridiculous. I wend words in weird and wonderful ways. I practice consensual nonmonogamy.

Sincerely, I strive for silly willy nilly ness, and wanton debauchery. I am not a special unique flower, and I'm OK with that!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Actively alliterating an aptly awesome amount.
Verily, I vanguard and vouchsafe a very varied and verbose verbiage.
Perhaps my precious prose is ponderous and impragmatic, but I prefer to pontificate at my own person's peril. Poop. People protest my professed passion for proclaiming a love of words? Shucks buster, I like my wordplay.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Being not allergic to mosquitos
-Being strangely attractive to bees
-League of Legends
-Really awful jokes
-Getting what I want
-A wide variety of things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My movement and flow, or my impeccable sense of fashion.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The vast majority of aggregated human knowledge at my fingertips.
A healthy body and mind
People to share experiences with
Private time to myself
Really really bad jokes
The ability to bend the universe to my will
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dynamics of human interaction. Psychology of confidence, self esteem, power, and violence. Dragons. Sometimes dungeons. What novel of series of novels will be turned into a TV show next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
he as you are he as your are me and we are all together!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm white and nerdy! Also, polyamorous, somewhat kinky, and I can't stand beans. Any of them. Except edamame, those rock.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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I message you first.
Chances are there's something about me, my profile, my question answers, ornmy general person that doesn't jive with what you're looking for. Frankly, that doesn't matter - if we were perfect matches then you wouldn't add anything to my life; let's be contentious together!

Don't message me if...
-You have zero intention of ever meeting.