option 1: I can sit here and try my hardest to write a coherent essay that summarizes me and fail miserably leading to a rambling mess of an attempt at describing myself.
option 2: I can say "screw it and walk away from the computer.
option 3: I can instead choose to be a smartass by writing something here that doesn't describe me well at all and force you to actually get to know me instead of trying to figure out who I am from something I typed up as a requirement.
If you are still wondering which option I chose by the end of this sentence, you most likely should keep your distance from me. Otherwise, Nice to meet you, my name is Brett ^_^.