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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:15am
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just a craft beer drinking show going bike riding dancing traveling karaoke singing furniture slinging cat patting backpacking cash stacking rap rapping dap slapping chronic comma-avoider.

Bowie, Lynch, Byrne and Sedaris are my fave Daves.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing songs. Trying to write screenplays. Mugging it up at Bukowski Back Bay. Sporting it up at Parlor Sports. Reading comics. Playing the occasional board game. Getting yelled at by old ladies in Florida and getting paid for it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with fake names.
Beating the 1 bus on my bike.
The cooking dance.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice. Or is it the eyebrows?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catch-22, The Brothers Karamazov, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Blood Meridian, The Dark Tower, after the quake, The Wanting Seed, The Seducer's Diary.

Movies: Blue Velvet, Alien, Evil Dead 2, Pulp Fiction, Persona, City of God, Barton Fink, Raising Arizona, Chinatown, The Prestige, Citizen Kane, Taxi Driver, Children of Men, Boogie Nights, Dawn of the Dead, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Music: Fugazi, Kate Bush, David Bowie, Wu-Tang Clan, At The Drive-In, Dipset, Black Flag, Lightning Bolt, Pixies, Brand New, Lil B The Based God.

Shows: Community, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, It's Always Sunny, American Horror Story, Louie, Chopped, Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Lost, The Sopranos, The Wire, Adventure Time, the Walking Dead, Girls, True Detective, Monday Night Raw.

Food: EAT ALL THE SPICY THINGS. Also Banh-Mi, brussels sprouts with bacon and lemon juice, Chicken piccata, Anything with avocado, Tikka Masala, pizza, thai food, other stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sriracha is the only thing that comes to mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever happened to the rest of the cast of Even Stevens?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I steal grapes at Star Market.
You should message me if
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You relish fun with a level of zealousness on par with that of singer/songwriter/motivational speaker Andrew WK. You like to collaborate on cooking dank-ass meals. You don't mind guys who use terms like "dank-ass" only semi-ironically. You know deep down that we're probably actually just gonna get dank-ass takeout. You wanna jam (get at me drummers).