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56 M Kew Gardens, NY

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
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Has kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I apologize in advance for the lack of a shirtless photo or the one taken using the bathroom mirror.

Things I like: Integrity, Originality (I'd rather get hit with a speeding bullet than a slow-moving cliche), good food, the perfect (unfrozen) margarita, shameless flattery (giving and receiving as long as it's genuine) Shameful, but genuine flattery ain't bad either. Anything with effort done well. Skiing. How I feel after a run. Good banter.

Women I like: those who have extremely well developed...senses of humor. If you can consistently make me laugh, I'm pretty much yours. Beyond that, hey, I'm a guy. Just enough of one to at least consider the photos, and being in shape is vital. By the way, if you already know (and liked) the movie in which my screen name was featured, it's a good indication of compatibility. But there are probably others of greater importance. Challenge me, charm me, tell me something.

I like sports (playing and watching), but don't need a twelve step program. I cook reasonably well (people have really debased themselves begging for cheesecake- I kind of liked it a few times).

I'm liberal on most issues, conservative on a few, moderate on the ones about which I'm not particularly informed. I've been lucky enough in my career to be able to occasionally right a horrendous wrong. I like classic rock and folk-rock music, with a a little country blended in if it's done right.

If you're looking for the quintessential "nice guy," that may not be me, but I'm always good to nice people. I'm in good shape and work to stay that way. I've been known to bite off a bit more than I can chew-just for the challenge. I should be able to keep you laughing (or giggling, if you go that way).

People have described me as intelligent and warm. None of these people owe me money or have been paid for their endorsement. But I approve this message.

What I'm looking for IN a woman? I'd like the following things to be in you... a liver, a couple of kidneys, maybe an intestine or two (in a variety of sizes would be awesome), an extensive set of nerves (calm ones), many neural receptors, regenerating cells, and a heart that is healthy, irreverent, generous and joyful all at the same time.

Finally and perhaps most importantly, I'm the genuine article, with the emphasis on genuine. Be real, be sincere, and you've got yourself one damned good boyfriend.
What I’m doing with my life
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Black ops. O.K., not really. Actually, living a very good one. Raising my 2 boys to be both gentlemen and wiseasses. Not an easy balance, but they seem to have natural talents. Chasing fun and happiness. It's good to catch them; Doing good deeds in the legal system; a lawyer without the ambulances.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting crying babies to coo (I know-you're all rushing to message me now); Otherwise, I'm just good.
The first things people usually notice about me
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A touch of flair, a bit of humor, a modicum of style and immeasurable modesty (see I'm really good at, above).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Godfather, Sophie's Choice, Fargo, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, In the Heat of the Night, Slumdog Millionaire, and finally, the movie from which my screen name is derived. Love Joe's Pub; miss The Far Side terribly; Books: Catch 22., The 11th Commandment, Teeth of the Tiger; TV: The Blacklist (incredibly flawed, but entertaining nonetheless), Person of Interest, The USA dramadies; Music: Start with Springsteen, then put I-tunes on shuffle. Food: favorites are the things that are really bad for you, but I know better now. I still indulge occasionally, though. Please note: If you watch the Bachelor or Bachelorette, that's fine, really, not any kind of dealbreaker, but please, keep it to yourself. I'm begging you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Touch, giving and receiving; emotional warmth; Frank Lloyd Wright (supposedly) said: Give me all the luxuries of life, and I will willingly do without the necessities." Hmm. Wondering if he lived his life without touch and warmth. Still, I respect the thought.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why isn't Jackie Robinson more widely considered the greatest American hero of all time?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my kids, with a date, with friends. I'm hoping to find a terrific woman to join me regularly in this one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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1) I collect cartoon character golf shirts; 2) Sadly, one day I had nothing better to do than answer OKCupid questions. Isn't that embarrassing enough? Remember, I'm trusting you with these secrets.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 40–57
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You have a good joke (clean or somewhat less so),
You drank too much redbull and can't sleep,
You think it's possible that I haven't written to you only because, while you're within my age range, I'm not within yours,
If you believe, really believe we could find that ever-elusive, gotta-have-it, scream from the rooftops chemistry,
Or more simply if you're in shape, have substance, and you want to share time with a guy who's very good company and gives great snuggle.
Also, gotta admit: I only work in Queens; I live in Nassau (but get to Manhattan and Brooklyn frequently and easily)

You should not message me if you live in NJ. Jersey ladies, many of you who've written are downright gorgeous and, as a huge Springsteen fan, I am often attracted to the down-to-earth Jersey girl type (in song and story-as opposed to the hang out at the mall type), but history has shown that I'm just not going there long term. Unless you own a premium brand tequila distillery. Then, let's talk.