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InkAndNeedles

30 M Honolulu, HI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Not sure how seriously to take this. Do I try to win you over with humor? Or a list of things I do and/ or don't do?
What I’m doing with my life
I can really only be found in three places during the week: work, gym, computer. Not terrifyingly exciting, but I use the computer time to work on learning more about the kind of work I'd like to be doing, which is video editing/ production. I used to intern for National Geographic, and they have an amazing program I'd like to go back and manage some day.
I’m really good at
Really pushing the boundaries of other people and still making them laugh. I'm probably teetering on the edge of an HR complaint 95% of the day. Make one too many potato famine jokes and the guy with the red hair and freckles gets all mopey.
The first things people usually notice about me
My right arm is a giant blue tattoo and the left one is red, so that's usually up there. Then it's the beard/ mohawk combo. If I'm with a group of people, it's also very likely that we're the loudest group there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can talk endlessly about movies. Except I call them films. Not necessarily because I'm pretentious about it (Note: I'm pretty pretentious about it) but because it justifies all that time I spent in film school only to work for the government. I have a list of things I'm not bitter about. This is at the top of that list.

Also, so that you have something to go off of: Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, H.P. Lovecraft, ‎Mark Z. Danielewski, Bukowski, pretty much everything FX has to offer after 9 pm, and stand up comedy.
The six things I could never do without
I find this the most droll part of the form. I had something here that I thought was funny, but who knows, really. I can't see if you're laughing or not, and figuring out what makes someone smile is the best part of trying. So instead of reading some list that someone posted up where they're like "pizza, beer, air..." Let's just go get some pizza, beer, and/or air and hang out. Sound good? Good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Usually the thought du jour. I don't often fixate on any one topic for days at a time.
On a typical Friday night I am
I have been much more social and into checking out the HNL night life as of late. I'm still very used to doing nights in with friends, playing games, drinking and movies or whatever, but it's been fun breaking out of the mold.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know. I'm not an intensely private person, so I don't really even have a good barometer for this. That said, anything that could count as private or intimate is usually best shared in person.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Meeting new friends is fun. Isn't that enough incentive?

And really, isn't that what this is all for? Creating the login, writing all this stuff, and picking pictures? I have an idea, let's just say "fuck it" and just grab a beer. It'll be fun. I'm really good at fun.