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30 M Honolulu, HI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not sure how seriously to take this. Do I try to win you over with humor? Or a list of things I do and/ or don't do?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I can really only be found in three places during the week: work, gym, computer. Not terrifyingly exciting, but I use the computer time to work on learning more about the kind of work I'd like to be doing, which is video editing/ production. I used to intern for National Geographic, and they have an amazing program I'd like to go back and manage some day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Really pushing the boundaries of other people and still making them laugh. I'm probably teetering on the edge of an HR complaint 95% of the day. Make one too many potato famine jokes and the guy with the red hair and freckles gets all mopey.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My right arm is a giant blue tattoo and the left one is red, so that's usually up there. Then it's the beard/ mohawk combo. If I'm with a group of people, it's also very likely that we're the loudest group there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I can talk endlessly about movies. Except I call them films. Not necessarily because I'm pretentious about it (Note: I'm pretty pretentious about it) but because it justifies all that time I spent in film school only to work for the government. I have a list of things I'm not bitter about. This is at the top of that list.

Also, so that you have something to go off of: Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, H.P. Lovecraft, ‎Mark Z. Danielewski, Bukowski, pretty much everything FX has to offer after 9 pm, and stand up comedy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I find this the most droll part of the form. I had something here that I thought was funny, but who knows, really. I can't see if you're laughing or not, and figuring out what makes someone smile is the best part of trying. So instead of reading some list that someone posted up where they're like "pizza, beer, air..." Let's just go get some pizza, beer, and/or air and hang out. Sound good? Good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Usually the thought du jour. I don't often fixate on any one topic for days at a time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have been much more social and into checking out the HNL night life as of late. I'm still very used to doing nights in with friends, playing games, drinking and movies or whatever, but it's been fun breaking out of the mold.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know. I'm not an intensely private person, so I don't really even have a good barometer for this. That said, anything that could count as private or intimate is usually best shared in person.
You should message me if
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Meeting new friends is fun. Isn't that enough incentive?

And really, isn't that what this is all for? Creating the login, writing all this stuff, and picking pictures? I have an idea, let's just say "fuck it" and just grab a beer. It'll be fun. I'm really good at fun.