On the most basic level, I suppose I'm a really nice guy who's easy going and loves meeting new people. God that sounds fucking cheesy. I should be smashed in the face for that...it's as if there's an okcupid self summary template for beginners and I just jacked that shit.

Anyway, I love making people laugh. I really enjoy good beer and know more than I should about it. I love to travel. I have a big family. I'm a bit of a geek who plays video games, watches cartoons, and randomly memorizes lines from movies.....which I think is actually the definition of full on geek perhaps.

I love to cook and I've gotten pretty decent at it.

I'm a sports fan: NY Giants, Notre Dame, College hoops, and UFC/MMA.

Good tattoos aren't cheap and cheap tattoos aren't good.

Found a new job working for an architecture company in NYC. Started playing darts this season with my cousin. It's fun, but its difficult and can be frustrating. I'm enjoying the challenge though.

Making people laugh, critical thinking, common sense, drinking and knowing random facts about beer, talking in front of groups of strangers, making friends when I don't know a single person in a particular place, growing a beard. Spelling and typing accurately. Listening to someone when they're bummed out or need someone to talk to. Being there for my friends and family.

My eyes I suppose. They're really blue and I've had strangers stop me just to tell me that.

Books: The Jester and other Patterson books, Anything Tim O'brien writes, Catcher in the Rye, The Book Thief, Choke, Until I Find You, numerous comedian biographies.

Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Lord of the Rings, Grandma's Boy, Snatch, Fight Club, City of God, Star Wars (original trilogy), The Matrix, Donnie Darko, Back to the Future, Fargo, Halloween, WHAS, and a bunch of documentaries.

Shows: Anything on FX, Cartoon Network/adult swim, Comedy Central, HBO originals, NatGeo, History, Travel Channel, Discovery.

Music: I've been a fan of Metal and Hardcore for a really long time. I'll listen to anything though.

Food: I think my favorite food is actually sushi and sashimi. I'm not picky about what I eat and will try anything once.

Milksteak and a side of jelly beans. How much cheese is too much cheese?

1. Fam
2. Friends
3. Good Beer
4. Hope
5. Learning. (that would suck if you just stopped learning stuff about things).
6. Internet maybe? (whaaat the fuck is the internet?)

How I'm going to get where I want to be in life. Friends that I don't get to see as often as I like. New comedy bits I could nervously recite on stage hopefully from memory. Figuring out ways to work funny movie quotes into everyday normal conversations.

When did all the single women in the country move to Brooklyn?

I'm going to start referring to the sandwich shop I go to for lunch as "Hot 97".......cause they got my favorite wrap station.

If you run into an asshole on a Monday morning, you just happened to run into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day long, every day, you're probably the asshole.

Usually at the bar with good friends or at a show to see a friends band perform. Having dinner with Mom and Dad and my Sis if I'm at their house for the weekend. Adventuring out in the city or starting a weekend road trip.

My dream job is to be a professional voice actor.

It wasn't until I was about 18 that I realized, even if you did have a giant bank vault filled with your life savings in gold coins, you still couldn't dive head first into it and swim around like Uncle Scrooge McDuck. It's impossible and will probably hurt. A lot.

I've evolved beyond playing words with friends. Fuck that game. I play "Sentences With People You Kind of Know".

You were interested enough to read this far down. You want to hang out some time and have a few beers. Perhaps you would like to sit down and enjoy an entire meal of food. You know what movie that last sentence is from.