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Inkogneato

36 M Verona, WI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
In my third and final year of Little League, in the last game of the season, I finally hit my first home run and was given the game ball.

I peaked early, I guess.

Eight years of trumpeting, ten years of pool playing, one Oprah appearance and one arrest for overdue library books later, I went back to school, and today I'm a graphic designer at a decent company. I have a kid who's hilarious but doesn't live with me. I'm finally starting to find myself not actually having to work ALL the time, and trying to remember what the hell I'm supposed to do when that happens.

I'm gonna stop there, I think, because I much prefer a back-and-forth dialogue to just rambling on about myself to no one in particular. So sack up, Nancy, and say hello. I promise my creep quotient is reassuringly mild.

Or if you prefer, there are a couple of embarrassing stories in my Journal. ***EDIT: Journals have been retired, apparently. If you want the embarrassing stories, you'll just have to ask. Sorry.
What I’m doing with my life
Attempting to wrestle it to the ground like a rogue alligator. Or at least that's what it feels like sometimes.
I’m really good at
Trivia. Pool. Karaoke. Awkward silences. Procrasturbating.

Boy, that went off the rails at the end there.
The first things people usually notice about me
My statuesque physique and chiseled features of an Adonis.

Yeah, okay, that... that's not true at all. But honestly, I don't know. I don't notice myself very often.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yeah, uh, only about a thousand things in each category, depending on what I'm in the mood for at any particular time.

I'm pickier about TV than the rest, though, so if you don't appreciate The Wire, The West Wing, or Arrested Development, I might turn my nose up at you. Community has recently earned itself a spot on my short list as well, and having just finished the second season I'm finding myself having to make a conscious effort to keep from saying "coolcoolcool" all the damn time.
The six things I could never do without
The fingers of my right hand.

...what?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My own future and the deeper philosophical dilemmas that I'm boobs everyone struggles with. Wondering where my boobs is going, whether I'll accomplish my goals, whether boobs aspirations are worthwhile. Contemplating the cosmos, whether there's life on other boobs, our own origins and place in the universe and boobs our own planet, whether our society has peaked and boobs now declining. All of those big important boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
...very, very boring. I'm not proud.

The first step to recovery is admitting there's a problem though, right? Maybe there's some kind of social therapist out there who specializes in typical Friday nights. Or I could read up on it. "Typical Friday Nights for Dummies." Yeah, that's it.

brb, amazon
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've had a man-crush on Ryan Reynolds since 2 Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place.

It started with thinking he was funny on that show. Van Wilder, same thing. Over time it became impossible not to notice he's kind of a total package. Ridiculous, boyish good looks, perfect hairline, comedic sensibilities, chiseled abs, tight butt...

...

Er... no homo.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not looking for hardcore romance right off the bat. It's a nice thing, but realistically speaking, I'm not in a very good place for it at the moment.

I'm just coming out of a string of pretty tough years, and in the process of rediscovering a lot of things that I need to find places for in my life again. Love is on the list, but the current priority is on friendship, joy, new experiences, and general human contact. If you're willing to be patient and let things develop slowly, we just might get along.

If you can motivate me to stay physically active, that's a big bonus.

Incidentally, I'm not likely to respond with something like "hay gurl, wat dat butt smell like" or unsolicited pics of my dangly bits. You would think these things would go without saying, but...