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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 27
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Has a kid
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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In my third and final year of Little League, in the last game of the season, I finally hit my first home run and was given the game ball.

I peaked early, I guess.

Eight years of trumpeting, ten years of pool playing, one Oprah appearance and one arrest for overdue library books later, I went back to school, and today I'm a graphic designer at a decent company. I have a kid who's hilarious but doesn't live with me. I'm finally starting to find myself not actually having to work ALL the time, and trying to remember what the hell I'm supposed to do when that happens.

I'm gonna stop there, I think, because I much prefer a back-and-forth dialogue to just rambling on about myself to no one in particular. So sack up, Nancy, and say hello. I promise my creep quotient is reassuringly mild.

Or if you prefer, there are a couple of embarrassing stories in my Journal. ***EDIT: Journals have been retired, apparently. If you want the embarrassing stories, you'll just have to ask. Sorry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attempting to wrestle it to the ground like a rogue alligator. Or at least that's what it feels like sometimes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia. Pool. Karaoke. Awkward silences. Procrasturbating.

Boy, that went off the rails at the end there.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My statuesque physique and chiseled features of an Adonis.

Yeah, okay, that... that's not true at all. But honestly, I don't know. I don't notice myself very often.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Yeah, uh, only about a thousand things in each category, depending on what I'm in the mood for at any particular time.

I'm pickier about TV than the rest, though, so if you don't appreciate The Wire, The West Wing, or Arrested Development, I might turn my nose up at you. Community has recently earned itself a spot on my short list as well, and having just finished the second season I'm finding myself having to make a conscious effort to keep from saying "coolcoolcool" all the damn time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The fingers of my right hand.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My own future and the deeper philosophical dilemmas that I'm boobs everyone struggles with. Wondering where my boobs is going, whether I'll accomplish my goals, whether boobs aspirations are worthwhile. Contemplating the cosmos, whether there's life on other boobs, our own origins and place in the universe and boobs our own planet, whether our society has peaked and boobs now declining. All of those big important boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...very, very boring. I'm not proud.

The first step to recovery is admitting there's a problem though, right? Maybe there's some kind of social therapist out there who specializes in typical Friday nights. Or I could read up on it. "Typical Friday Nights for Dummies." Yeah, that's it.

brb, amazon
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've had a man-crush on Ryan Reynolds since 2 Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place.

It started with thinking he was funny on that show. Van Wilder, same thing. Over time it became impossible not to notice he's kind of a total package. Ridiculous, boyish good looks, perfect hairline, comedic sensibilities, chiseled abs, tight butt...


Er... no homo.
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You're Amy Schumer.