27 Tacoma, WA
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My self-summary
Firstly, I don't do passive aggressive. I'm from the East Coast, I'm not being hostile. That's just the way I speak. If you can't handle profanity, especially through text, you probably don't want to send me a message. Be up front, I have a huge appreciation for honesty.

Secondly. Yes, I'm aware this is a dating site. But I'm not seeking a relationship. It says friends, because essentially I'm looking for friends. If someone makes it further, it happens, but how can you date someone you can't even be friends with?

Third, I am in no way obligated to give in to your desperation. Don't get pissed off and send me 80 messages because I didn't answer your first.

Fourth, blank profiles.. Really? Every single one of you offers nothing, no pictures, no words about you.. Nothing, yet you expect me to want to give you information to contact me off the site. Not gonna happen. "I'm not trying to hide anything," I'm not saying you're hiding anything, but now I feel that you are since you brought it up. I have absolutely nothing to go on. I can't even start a conversation. You hit me up because you liked or disliked something on my profile, I'm choosing to not communicate with you outside okc because I don't have time to entertain you all. This is the Internet, there's so many people on this thing, give me a reason to talk to you and not the others.

Anyway. I have a job. I am working a teaching degree. Spending time at the river with my pup is generally my stress relief, my antipsychotic. I also like to read. Camping, hiking, gaming, drinking, dabbing, cartoons, swimming, hallucinogens, going to shows, wandering the streets aimlessly at night, people watching, just things to pass the time.
What I’m doing with my life
You know, living it. Moving on and letting go of the past.

Not giving a shit about the Seahawks, edm, your gluten-free diet, or your Internet slang/abbreviations.
I’m really good at
Existing. There's a lot I'm kinda good at, not a lot I'm really good at. I'm a pretty quick learner, but have a bad memory, so teach me something new.. A few times. Haha.
The first things people usually notice about me
Considering that I'm not other people... How about you tell me what you noticed first.

Generally the comments are related to how long my hair is, the color it may be at the time, a tattoo, or my cat in the hat back pack. Occasionally it's my language, it's not very lady like.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books... Working on a series by Bernard Cornwell about Vikings. Kerouac is my favorite author. Love the Beats.

Movies... Waynes World, Natural Born Killers, Haught Tension, pretty much all Rob Zombie flicks. Guardians of the Galaxy.

TV... Vikings, cartoons, documentaries, more cartoons.

Music... Lots of stuff. Mushroomhead, Black Label, Corrosion of Conformity, Devil Driver, lots of classic rock, Machine Head. Been listening to the same shit for years.. Need something new, but so out of the loop.
The six things I could never do without
My dog, my glasses, sex, a will to live, ambition, some other stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Various long haired men. Brock Hurn, Charlie Hunnam, Travis Fimmel, Clive Standen. Lady boner, all day.

"There's no such thing as evil
It's just a complex personality"

Food. Sex. Goals. Hobbit houses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully not murdered somewhere
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shower naked, but don't tell anyone.

I have a lot of shitty tattoos.

I'm extremely insecure about my weight and body. (this is getting to be less of a problem, I've been losing a little)
You should message me if
You know what context clues are, and how to use them. You're down for an adventure, or just wanna bullshit.
Spontaneity is a positive.

You don't have double standards.

You live in Tacoma and wanna chill. Smoke buds? Camping buds? I'd like some regulars.

Don't message me if you're afraid of, or dislike, pitbulls. My dog is my shadow.