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30 M Astoria, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–33
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  • Who are single
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My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:10am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Nerdy actor living mostly on trains. That sums it up rather well, actually.

I'm the kind of guy that will do just about anything if I think it'll be amusing, even if it's only so for me. This usually leads to some ridiculous plan and the affirmation of my friends' rule: if I smile, something bad is going to happen.

I like to keep up the appearance of a jaded, grumpy old man, but everyone that knows me learns pretty quick that I'm actually basically still a child at heart. I work well with puppets, anyone that does that kind of work has some soft spot, even if they try to hide it.

I prefer winter over summer (hate the heat), cats over dogs (like both, though), find missing or drawn on eyebrows horrifying, love crossovers for no good reason, and am a sucker for large eyes and a wicked sense of humor.

I also write some crappy blogs if you're interested in that kind of thing:

I love coats and hats, feel good in ties, and I would wear a blazer every day if I could.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working as an actor in NYC, NJ, and sometimes Philly. Surviving with day jobs and trying to find better ones. Occasionally working promotional jobs. Spending too much time on the internet. Trying to find pictures of me to upload here that look good yet aren't from a show (impossible, I ruin most photos of me on purpose). Trying and failing to come up with a reasonable method for perpetual motion. Attempting to be Teddy Roosevelt.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Games, voices, ranting, drawing cartoonish things,annoying my roommates, and feeling incredibly awkward.

Also, I'm a pretty damn good cook in the style of "I'm going to grab random ingredients and experiment." If I think the experiment is a delicious success, I make it for others. If it isn't, I only subject myself to tasting the failure. Thankfully, success happens about 80-90% of the time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice or my eyes. Both are apparently pleasing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lord of the Rings, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Don Quixote, Sherlock Holmes stories, and Batman comics.

Movies: The Nolanverse Batman films, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Ghostbusters movies, Desperado, the Addams Family movies, Beetlejuice, the MIB movies.

Music: Too varied to list. I even find songs I like in genres I usually hate, so I can't rule out anything. My latest music obsession is Carolina Wallin Perez. Can't understand a word (she's Swedish), but I keep listening to the only album of hers on Spotify. I've been told I have a fondness for soulful female vocals.

Food: I'll eat almost anything, but I can never turn down eel, horchata, chocolate, or cheesecake. (Not a fan of Jello, though. I'm like Winston Zeddemore)

TV (because so many people put it in here): Conan on whatever talk show he's running, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Craig Ferguson.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sick and twisted sense of humor, train fare, some kind of performance job, the various quirky people I call friends, classiness, technology.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I've actually made a fair amount of progress in my life, the steps needed to do even more, the next thing I'm going to write for either an article or filmed skit, the design of props I want to build, and perpetual motion (A thought experiment I've turned to for years. If anyone ever figures it out, I'll be amazed and so happy).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have a typical any day. I could be doing anything anywhere, and often don't know until the day before.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This site intimidates the hell out of me, but I am mildly addicted to that stupid, stupid quickmatch thing. Mainly because it keeps trying to show me people I'm hilariously incompatible with, but it does so with what I imagine are only good intentions. It almost makes me wish it could talk.

Quickmatch: HERE! You should rate this person many stars!
Me: No, no quickmatch. We are 0% match and she wants to tell me all about Ayn Rand and Jesus. Just no, quickmatch, you silly program.
Quickmatch: Ok! One star there. I got it. How about this person! She's a furry! You like cats, right?!
Me: Goddamnit, quickmatch.
You should message me if
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If you like shy awkward guys who are probably too terrified to message you first.

If you would like an adventuring partner.

If you want someone to cook with, or aren't afraid to try my experiments.

If you've got the twisted sense of humor. Make me laugh uncontrollably and you've got my loyalty.

If you want someone to play videogames/board games/card games/puzzles with.

If you want to be a supervillain.