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21 Mountlake Terrace, WA Man


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Last online
Jan 11, 2014
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly halal
Working on two-year college
English (Okay)
My self-summary
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I became heavily interested in bug catching as a child in Texas, I remember lifting up rocks and squealing in joy at the sight of the uncountable amount of rolliepollies crawling in every direction. I'm sure you have a mental image of a kid holding a worm and bullying girls with it because they found them gross.. well that was me. Currently living in mtlk focusing on school at edcc in Insect Studies, I spend the majority of my freetime single-handedly quelling the dangerously growing African Cricket population in my neighborhood, which involves a lot of various hiking around town listening for crickets to then catch and bring to my cricket coop in my backyard which are then grown plump to feed to my snakes (I own 17) and komodo dragon Leela. The time that isn't spent out on bugadventures are spent inside usually on the bugosphere on whatever various bugcatching forum im interested at the time (my full time job includes maintaining 6 different bug forums, from all subjects from African crickets to Identifying Carnivorous Centipedes). I'm pretty new to the Okcupid experience but hopefully a gug out there (girl bug) crosses e-paths with me and we can be friends? :)
What I’m doing with my life
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I've won the Annual Seattle Folklife Bug Beauty Contest 6 years in a row, I'm a 'Knight' rank in my mosquito research Commune, and I consider myself a bit of a 'wordsmith', considering I've published countless critically acclaimed exposés on the dangers of Washingtonian Bumblebees and Bumblebee tainted cotton, you can read all about it on my website
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Do I even need to type anything here?
The first things people usually notice about me
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A couple things. I use an entirely aphid-based 2for1 shampoo/conditioner so the scent and green-tint color may be odd if you're not used to hanging out with Stoners (nickname the commune came up for us rollypolly-hunters since we have to flip rocks to find them). From having to be on the prowl (pounce/crawling) all the time my stomach has developed "roots" so it might look like I have dreads coming out of my belly bottom please dont mention anything because its something I've been having to deal with for quite some time. Other than that you'll notice my cheery nature and deep green eyes :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bug's Life, Mulan, Pinocchio, Mothra vs Godzilla, Starship Troopers, The Fly, Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, Monster Bug Wars, Blondes, Bunnies, and Bugs, whatever I catch on the TV (im illiterate)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my Mossberg 500 Pro-Era A$AP Net Catcher
Tina (crystalized pet taxidermied cricket)
my mylittlepony mantis-pony bodypillow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have REALLY long labia
You should message me if
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you share the same passion for life and all the critters who inhabit it and youre not afraid of wearing this rollypollyolly costume i made when we meet for the first time :)