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30 Fort Collins, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 12:23am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Strictly other
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm one of those comedic creative types. For six of the last eight years I worked as an improv comedian for a show on the Las Vegas strip. It was an amazing experience, although the likelihood of it becoming something that I could do for the rest of my life was pretty slim. So, after a small rendezvous in Illinois to spend some time with my grandparents, I moved out here to start the next stage of my life. Since I arrived, Colorado has been.. just amazing, and very giving.

What I really want from this site is to find someone who enjoys life. Camping, hiking, brewery tours, road trips to new places, painting at Pinot's Palette.. And staying in, watching movies, playing boardgames, talking about life. I'm a pretty simple guy at heart, I'd just like to find someone to share this adventure with.
What I’m doing with my life
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I now have a career in digital marketing, and spend my days working with businesses from here to Aussieland. While getting people ranked higher in Google searches sounds like it'd be EXACTLY like working as a comedian, I've been feeling a tad.. socially dry. I'd really like to get to know my new home better.

As per request, here's the story behind my emergency room picture.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my laugh or voice, wit, facial expressions.. I know, I know, you dig a man who can make funny faces. It was listed as #1 in Vogue's hottest things about guys.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Sea of Time, 1984, The Princess Bride, the Night Angel trilogy, The Hunger Games, and a little of The Dresden Files.

Movies - Anything with Daniel Day-Lewis or Chris Pratt in it. Day-Lewis because he's a profound actor. Pratt because.. Well, it's Chris Pratt. Come'on now..

Shows - Game of Thrones, Parks and Rec, Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad, Battlestar, The IT Crowd, HIMYM, Castle, Firefly, and almost everything on Netflix.

Music - Post-rock, rock, alternative, pop, folk, house.. honestly, pretty much anything but down'n'dirty country.

Food - Everything but olives. I'm pretty keen on exploring different foods, but olives almost always throw me for a loop.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's next? That's pretty much my morning question lately. I don't like to remain stagnant for long. Be it learning a new skill, experiencing new places, creating new things.. I like to live this life while I can. I think everyone should adventure every once in a while.

Current adventure: Learning to play the ukulele.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a bit of a nerd. I play boardgames, rock Sci-fi shows, read fantasy books, and you can commonly find me blasting epic movie soundtracks in my car. No no -- I won't make you partake in my nerdom.

I'm also a moderator on OKCupid.. and you have no idea half the crap I see on here. Some people just have no tact and would hump a telephone pole if it had a face. Oh the splinters. Just.. wow..
You should message me if
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Ok, so I have to clear two things up ---

(1) I'm not interested in one night stands or open relationships. If that's your thing, I'm the least judgmental person in the world, by all means do what makes you happy. Although for me personally, I'm looking for something a little more closer to home.

(2) I was catfished recently, which isn't as fun as it sounds. So, after a few messages I may suggest that we actually talk on the phone or skype instead of endless replies back and forth on here. Although I'm certain that you are who you say you are, there is a slight chance that you could be a 350 lbs. guy from West Virginia named Ted. Now just as I said above.. no Judgement Ted, but you should probably find a new hobby.

In terms of a date, I like doing things that actually promote getting to know you while exploring Colorado. Thus, things like the movie theater just seem silly to me. Unless we follow it with a trip to a brewery, some drunken college kid people watching, and end with a cup'o'joe and conversation. Or we could flip a coin at each major intersection that we cross and see where fate takes us, heads to go left, tails to go right. Although I fear there's a high likelihood that we may end up having a date at Walmart if we do that. Wanna talk about hobbies and history over a cantaloupe in the produce section?