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InstantBarber

24 M Rochester, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm kind of gay.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm going to be Landlord of an apartment complex for sharks so I can move my facilities offshore for efficiency so I can call myself a Sealord and change my name to Poseidon and rule over sharks.
I’m really good at
Throwing snowballs at faces.
Great Snowball Impacts.
Forcing people into coke addictions.
Cumming in someone's mouth, then having that person slip the cum back into my mouth via kissing, then spitting the cum into someone else's face.
The six things I could never do without
hey anybody out there lookin for a lawn mower i got a nice one real red real birch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my grandma who is dead
On a typical Friday night I am
Following someone I don't like and gossiping with myself about what a fag he/she is.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
On the French Polynesian island of Rimatara, there is a cave full of nuclear refuse near the southern edge. These drums of waste were dumped here after nuclear testing on Laos, the original birthplace of the bearman. The species was obliterated before being discovered. Visit this cave, bringing 4 battery-powered air conditioners, and rectify the mistakes of the French. Build a wall over the cave’s entrance using sheet metal you find lying around (left by recent plunderers), with the air conditioners built into it, pointing inwards. Turn them on full power – the cooling down of the nuclear waste will warp the chemicals with leftover bearman DNA, creating two dozen nuclear bear people in about a half hour. They will be yours to command. France will fall swiftly, and the world, if you desire.