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Intelectasaurus

26 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I would say that I am a pretty laid back person in general but I am always seeking adventure and I live life on the edge. I am a very hands on type of person and could never see myself working at a desk. I maintain a sense of humor throughout my life which is usually sarcastic, witty, and sometimes cynical. I enjoy making fun of myself and don't take anything too seriously.
I have had a lot of experiences in my life except for the reason I am on this site. I'm hoping to meet someone to share my experiences with and have fun!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently a line cook at a fine dining restaurant in NW Portland. I really enjoy my work and find that I am quite passionate about food and cooking. That is not to say, however, that cooking is what I will do the rest of my life. I tend to try and learn new things all the time as my mind gets bored of repetition. I try and balance work and play so that I don't go crazy and spend my free time with my friends and Netflix. I've been playing quite a bit of disc golf and always looking for more friends to play with!! I'll take just about any reason to go outside.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything with my hands. Learning new skills. Playing with my light saber. Making people laugh. Cooking. Singing. Dancing. Sports. Finding excuses to not grow up. Laughing at myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my size. I'M 5'5" but it doesn't bother me. My "i don't give a shit about anything" attitude can be the first thing people notice but It's not really true. I am quite often the life of the party...and the death of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The missing piece, Dan Brown books, The Road, Zen and Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Harry Potter, World War "Z", Zombie survival guide, Into the Wild...

Lord of the rings, zombieland, fight club, Memento, the matrix, Rambo, Predator, Alien, 2001 a space odyssey, Sunshine, the avengers, Iron man, Iglorious Bastards....

The walking dead, Sherlock (2010), Power Rangers, Battlestar Galactica!!Breaking bad, Dexter, Firefly, Batman the animated series, lost, family guy, Seinfeld...

Led Zeppelin, iron maiden, the Beatles, In Flames, Mumford and sons, Eminem, Dub Step to classical and everything in between.

As far as food goes, there is no one thing that I don't really like to eat. My favorite cuisines would have to be French, Vietnamese, Thai, Mexican and New American;not necessarily in that order.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guitar because it would be a shame to not try and get better.
My hiking boots because a man just needs a pair of boots.
My cast iron pan because its bad ass.
My Xbox because I'm a nerd
My friends because I get high with a little help from them
My family because I get by with a little help from them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who the hell I am? Where the hell am I going? Why did I take that last shot of whiskey last night? How the hell does the universe work? What can I do to change the world? In The Lord of the rings, why didn't they just use those giant eagles to fly over mt. Doom and just throw the ring in there!!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually with my friends on Mississippi St. enjoying adult beverages or occasionally at a dance place downtown...wherever the wind takes me. I have been known to just stay in and rent a movie or something though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a freak on the dance floor and I don't care who knows it.
You should message me if
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You are into a good laugh and if you can just say "fuck it, why not".