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41 M Laguna Beach, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:45am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Introvert and extrovert. Quick with both wit and action. Creative, intelligent, skilled with hands and not afraid to dirty them. Problem solver, resourceful, loyal friend to the end.

Can occasionally be oblivious, which can sometimes be misinterpreted as disinterested or cocky. Good at reading people, but not women if they are interested; was once told "a woman could come at you with a baseball bat, and you'd have no idea she was hitting on you."

Good grasp of the English language. Facial hair comes and goes. Looks good with shirt off, if you're into that sort of thing. Cleans-up well and looks good in a suit.

Also: eats, sails, bikes, takes photos (used to develop photos in a darkroom), collects cars, owns a home. Father is an Engineer and Mother is an artist and writer, so their son is a unique and rare combination of logical, intelligent, resourceful, and creative. Prefers fresh air and open windows instead of A/C.

Not desperate or a serial dater. Has never met anyone from a dating website in person. Mostly here for the forums, or what's left of them.
What I’m doing with my life
Growing a business. Two of them, actually.
Replumbing my 14 year old house
Looking for opportunities to sleep.
Spending as much time as possible on boats.
I’m really good at
Using power tools
Shaving (I know, right?)
The first things people usually notice about me
The hair. Definitely the hair. And eyes. I have a pair of them; my parents gave them to me.

1/20/2014: upon seeing me in person, attractive 21 year old woman recently told me I "had a Vin Diesel thing going on" and commented on how well my jeans fit. Was that a compliment? I'm not sure.

Apparently the last thing people notice: "I just realized what a cute ass you have." Heard 7/20/2014
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some EDM, preference more toward progressive house-ish stuff, but mostly stuff with a melody and not too much repetition. Old school New Wave. I have a mixing board that I mess around with when the mood strikes (Thomas Dolby mixed with beats by Snoop? Yep; I did that). Other stuff, but not Country.

I have an Apple TV hooked to a Mac Mini with 4 TB of media connected to it (*edit: both drives have now 'shit the bed'*) that I basically don't use. Over the past eight months I watched the entire Breaking Bad series beginning to end. As far as I am concerned, there is no other good television programming on currently.

I used to be a voracious reader, but can't seem to find the time these days.
The six things I could never do without
Good company/friends/family; you know, obvious human stuff
Automobiles with V8 engines
A nice stereo system with a subwoofer
Blue masking tape (I put that shit on everything!)
Days on the ocean
My 1968 Herman Miller Eames chair (it's now worth too much to actually sit in, however)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-The trials and tribulations of owning my own business (is my boss a jerk, or is it just me?)

-Should I start playing guitar again? My brain says yes, but my fingers say no.

-Who ate all the Frusen Glädjé? Seriously, I can't find this stuff anywhere. Maybe I should check 1986?

-In the chorus portion of Daft Punk's "Get Lucky," are they saying "we're rough on Mexicans?"

-With all the Vegans in Orange County and L.A., why does In-N-Out Burger always have a line out the door?

-Why are women so into lip gloss? Inasmuch: they'd mention it on a dating website.
On a typical Friday night I am
Planning my reign as The Not-So-Benevolent Dictator
Living the dream
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I work circles around people half my age. Of course, you could argue the younger generation is self-entitled and lazy.

I like to wear pants. The world's most interesting pants.

I never developed an affinity for beer.

I really like sex. I mean, REALLY. And, much like Frusen Glädjé, I can't have it as often as I'd like.

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Lot's of letter "I" in this section. I guess it really IS all about me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 31–52
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Your profile does not say "I love to laugh." Seriously? Are there people who don't enjoy laughter (besides the Germans, and perhaps the Russians)?

Your profile photos aren't all "selfies."

If I visited your profile and I didn't message you, it means... absolutely nothing. I'm mostly here for the forums. I rarely reach-out to anybody online, but I typically DO respond to e-mails. Seems like the adult thing to do. You're welcome.