Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dynamic introvert and/or extrovert, as situation requires or mood
strikes. Quick with both wit and action; rarely at a loss for
words. Frequently facetious. Creative, intelligent, skilled with
hands and not afraid to dirty them. Problem solver, resourceful,
driven, and intense. Loyal friend to the end.
Can occasionally be oblivious; some might misinterpret this as
disinterested and/or cocky. Good at reading people, but not women
if they are interested; was once told "a woman could come at you
with a baseball bat, and you'd have no clue she was hitting on
you." For sure.
As a younger lad, was the kid staring out the window during class,
infuriating teachers with what they perceived as lack of interest
(not to mention mediocre attendance). Easily bored: nevertheless,
earned A-grades. Was not challenged all the way through high school
and even into college. Long-time restless dreamer. Developed
greater education partially through studying, but mostly by
Facial hair comes and goes. Looks good with shirt off, if you're
into that sort of thing (finished T25, moved on to P90X). Cleans-up
remarkably well (for an "old" guy), and looks decent in a
Also: sails, rides bikes, takes photos (used to develop photos in a
darkroom), collects cars, draws things by hand using pencil and
paper, owns a home. Prefers fresh air and open windows instead of
A/C (proximity to ocean = nice breeze). Father is an Engineer and
Mother is an artist and writer, so offspring is a unique and rare
combination of logical, intelligent, resourceful, and
Not desperate or a serial dater.
Mostly here for the forums, or what's left of them.
If you've set your height filter to 6' or taller, you will never
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Growing a business. Two of them, actually.
Finishing up new plumbing and floors in my townhome so I can sell
it and buy a mid-century home with some character... movin' on up
Spending as much time as possible on boats.
"Gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using power tools
Shaving (I know, right?)
Devouring homemade chocolate chip cookies (without nuts)
Functioning on 3-4 hours of sleep
The first things people usually notice about me
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The hair. Definitely the hair.
And eyes. I have a pair of them; my parents gave them to me.
Or, maybe the cheekbones.
Has a face for radio.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
EDM, preferrably towards progressive house-ish/chillout stuff, but
mostly stuff with a melody and not too much repetition. Old school
New Wave. I have a mixing board that I mess around with when the
I like home renovation, so HGTV. Last year I watched the entire
Breaking Bad series beginning to end (thanks Netflix).
I used to be a voracious reader, but can't seem to find the time
Food: dislikes most seafood and mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good company/friends/family; you know, obvious human stuff
Blue masking tape (I put that shit on everything!)
Days on the ocean
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The trials and tribulations of owning my own business (is my boss
- Ladies, what is it with you and taking the damned duckfaced
- That perfect mid-century home that needs restoration/updating,
one that will go with the 1967 Herman Miller Eames chair my uncle
gave me (he bought it new). Currently owns a stucco box, but is
shopping for that mid-century home with lots of charm.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Planning my reign as The Not-So-Benevolent Dictator
Living the dream
Imagining your chagrin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I never developed an affinity for beer.
I'm pretty sure cats are aliens (ever taken a good look at their
Least favorite words: "entitled" and "worship."
Why do women send a complimentary note, and then delete their
Many of the happiest and most successful people I know are not
college graduates. Their accomplishments, achievements, and
prosperity are fueled by raw passion (not by education). Seems like
a perfect way to "live the dream."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your profile photos aren't all selfies.
You know the difference between "your" and "you're."
If I visited your profile and I didn't message you, it means...
absolutely nothing. I'm mostly here for the forums. I rarely
reach-out to anybody online, but I typically DO respond to e-mails.
Seems like the adult thing to do. Enjoy.
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