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44 Laguna Beach, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 33–52
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Introvert and extrovert. Quick with both wit and action; Rarely at a loss for words. Creative, intelligent, skilled with hands and not afraid to dirty them. Problem solver, resourceful, driven, intense, loyal friend to the end.

Can occasionally be oblivious, which can sometimes be misinterpreted as disinterested and/or cocky. Good at reading people, but not women if they are interested; was once told "a woman could come at you with a baseball bat, and you'd have no clue she was hitting on you." Indeed.

As a younger lad, was the kid staring out the window during class, infuriating teachers with apparent lack of interest and poor attendance. Nevertheless, earned A-grades. Was bored and not challenged all the way through high school. Long-time restless dreamer. Developed greater education more by 'doing' than studying.

Facial hair comes and goes. Looks good with shirt off, if you're into that sort of thing (finished T25, moved on to P90X). Cleans-up remarkably well, and looks good in a suit.

Also: sails, rides bikes, takes photos (used to develop photos in a darkroom), collects cars, owns a home. Prefers fresh air and open windows instead of A/C (proximity to ocean = nice breeze). Father is an Engineer and Mother is an artist and writer, so offspring is a unique and rare combination of logical, intelligent, resourceful, and creative.

Not desperate or a serial dater; has never actually met anyone from a dating website in person. Mostly here for the forums, or what's left of them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Growing a business. Two of them, actually.
Replumbing and remodeling my 14 year old house
Looking for opportunities to sleep.
Spending as much time as possible on boats.
Chewing bubble gum and kicking ass. Minus the bubble gum.
Gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using power tools
Shaving (I know, right?)
Devouring homemade chocolate chip cookies
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The hair. Definitely the hair.
And eyes. I have a pair of them; my parents gave them to me.
Or, maybe the cheekbones.
Well, it did say "things."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Some EDM, preference more toward progressive house-ish stuff, but mostly stuff with a melody and not too much repetition. Old school New Wave. I have a mixing board that I mess around with when the mood strikes (Thomas Dolby mixed with beats by Snoop? Yep; I did that). Other stuff, but not Country.

I have an Apple TV hooked to a Mac Mini with 4 TB of media connected to it that I basically don't use. Over the past eight months I watched the entire Breaking Bad series beginning to end. As far as I am concerned, there is no other good television programming on currently.

I used to be a voracious reader, but can't seem to find the time these days.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good company/friends/family; you know, obvious human stuff
Automobiles with V8 engines
Blue masking tape (I put that shit on everything!)
Days on the ocean
My 1968 Herman Miller Eames chair (it's now worth too much to actually sit in, however)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The trials and tribulations of owning my own business (is my boss a jerk)

-In the chorus portion of Daft Punk's "Get Lucky," are they saying "we're rough on Mexicans?"

-Why are women so into lip gloss? Inasmuch: they'd mention it on a dating website.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Planning my reign as The Not-So-Benevolent Dictator
Living the dream
Imagining what chagrin must be like.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to wear pants. They are, perhaps, the world's most interesting pants.
Speaking of pants, my waist is the same size it was in high school.
I never developed an affinity for beer.
I have a pornographic memory. I mean, photographic.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your profile photos aren't all selfies. Get some friends.

If I visited your profile and I didn't message you, it means... absolutely nothing. I'm mostly here for the forums. I rarely reach-out to anybody online, but I typically DO respond to e-mails. Seems like the adult thing to do. You're welcome.