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22 F Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom

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Graduated from two-year college
Less than $20,000
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My self-summary
Actually genuinely looking for new friends, mostly geeky ones please!
Shameless plug for a mate's crowdsourced film project:
(Zombie apocalypse, BUT with kids as the main characters. I think that sounds top, and I don't really like movies OR zombies). Give it a look. Please/Thanks. <3

INTP/INTJ/ENTP/ENTJ. Depends on mood and test. It's BS anyway, but that kind of character. You see what I mean.

Not summery, and certainly not profound. My inner monologue sounds sort of Heather Phillipson-y, but my voice isn't so soothing, and I trip over my words more...and I swear... a lot.

Always a work in progress. "Has a talent for making any job look much harder than it actually is." Never on time. Enjoys varying sentence length. Also wordplay. Bored of this sort of third person whatever. Anyway.

Hi, I'm Jae. I'm definitely more of an inside person, overall. Games, people, music, food, books, creative stuff, lying down. Those sort of things. I do exercise, but only for in the name of vanity. Oh, and more recently, data analysis. I made a spreadsheet about it. Yes, really.
I'm not sure if my personality tags paint me in the best light, but they are mostly true. Even if I'm "less" the majority of things now. Some of those aren't necessarily bad though.
I finally got my 'More scientific' badge. Only been hoping for it for 8 years. Ha.

In the name of accurate data, I had to blank all my answers again because they've changed the number of levels of importance to questions. If you understand why, definitely message me right now.

IMPORTANT: If anything you say even vaguely resembles DO NOT bother messaging me. I'm all for liberty, equality, and all that sweet jazz. I have no time or patience for special snowflakes, whiteknights and SJWs. Please and thanks. Further dividing and labelling of people causes more problems than it solves.
Let's just all be accepting, loving people.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as a TA in a primary school. Reading during necessary, tedious portions of my day. Being more healthy; now no longer smoking. Spending too much time on my phone. Telling hilarious puns. Telling less hilarious puns. Being shamelessly house-proud for an early 20 something. Organising board game groups. Getting people to recommend me excellent music. Over exaggerating. Worrying. Cheering people up. Pissing people off. Playing a lot of games. Wishing I was better at getting to know people. Making lists. Cursing my bad luck. Living for the little things that make all the crap worth it.

Coming off as fairly upbeat for such a pessimist.
I’m really good at
Playing the fool, lowering the tone, rolling cigarettes. Getting lost, being inappropriate. Not having seen whatever movie is being discussed in present company. Cartwheels. Being both the most and least cool person you know, simultaneously. Spelling and times tables.

Putting people off with my no bullshit replies to their poorly constructed, low effort messages.

...Seeming, or actually being, snarky.

Dykeknight: "Some things are just universal constants, like gravity, or Jae's ability to lose anything she needs at that given moment."

Seeming like I'm being a dick when I'm not, not being a dick when I arguably could. Being a dick in general. (I get lots of practice!)

Using commas effectively. Writing things online people don't read.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short. Even shorter than you even expect.

Salespeople sometimes mistake me for a child at my own front door. " is your Mam or Dad in?"

Also, I'm nowhere as confident as you expect when you first meet me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Avoiding being the guy that lists everything they ever have, do, or may like, I'll challenge myself to think of a prominent 5 for each.

Books- The Great Typo Hunt, Freakonomics, The Game, The Internet is a Playground, Bad Science.

Currently I am reading: Superfreakonomics, Bonk, Scott Pilgrim

Movies- Wall-e, Lilo and Stitch, Fight Club, Dogma, High Society.

TV- Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Breaking bad, Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, Look around you.

Currently I am watching: Smoking room/ GoT new series (woo!)

Music- I'm not even gonna do 5 here. Modest Mouse, Bright eyes, Andrew Bird, Joanna Newsom, Los Campesinos! Nicki Minaj, Azealia Banks, Nujabes, The Kills, Beach house, Jolie Holland, Booka shade, Kid koala, Lykke Li, Metronomy, Crystal Castles.

Food- Sushi, Italian, Asian, Crisps, Cheese.... Icecream. Okay, 6. (Something fancy/ home cooked/ well made. Alternatively snackfood, generally dairy based.)

GAMES (Mixed) (Definitely not 5)
Civ V, Aoe2, Sims 3, Pokemon snap, Most things popcap, Plague Inc, Gemcraft, Gems Journey, Pharaoh, Ghostmaster, Pokemon up to crystal, Sim City, Heroes IV, Rollercoaster Tycoon, Dungeon Keeper 2. Theme Hospital. For non- electronic, just inquire.
The six things I could never do without
MichaelBell. Games. Music. Computer. Friends. Tasty food.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can relate/ you always pay your debts. (GoT reference, don't be dumb.)

It does not faze you I am already attached.