Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


22 F Newcastle upon Tyne, UK

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:19pm
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
TL;DR? Don't message me if you don't like to read. :)

Not summery, and certainly not profound. My inner monologue sounds sort of Heather Phillipson-y, but my voice isn't so soothing, and I trip over my words more...and I swear a lot.

Always a work in progress. "Has a talent for making any job look much harder than it actually is." Never on time. Enjoys varying sentence length. Also wordplay. Bored of this sort of third person whatever.

Hi, I'm Jae. I'm definitely more of an inside person, overall. Games, people, music, food, books, creative stuff. Those sort of things. I do exercise, but only for in the name of vanity. Oh, and more recently, data analysis. I made a spreadsheet about it. Yes, really.

On that note, I genuinely believe in the matching system. Yes, I know about THAT TIME OKC SKEWED SOME DATA. Yes I'm cool with it. My partner, flatmate and best friend (MichaelBell, Five_Year_Plan and CptPyjamas, respectively) all score over 95% with me for like YEARS. This shit works.

I'm not looking for anything specific, I think that spoils the magic. I simply enjoy the company of other laid back folk.


No thanks; SJWs, charmless advances, 0 effort messages, people under 60%, anyone exclusively wanting sex (I need to be able to have a pleasant evening with you at least, damn), bigots, people uncool with non monogamy.

Yes please; Music buffs, gaming fans, pub-not-club goers, fans of wordplay, creatively wired people (getting my art on recently). Friends/dates/whatever you fancy. Just be cool.

Surprise me. (Positively please!)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have the summer off. Perks of a the job. :)

Telling hilarious puns. Telling less hilarious puns. Being shamelessly house-proud for an early 20 something. Organising board game groups. Getting people to recommend me excellent music. Spending too much time on my phone. Over exaggerating. Worrying. Cheering people up. Pissing people off. Playing a lot of games. Wishing I was better at getting to know people. Making lists. Cursing my bad luck. Living for the little things that make all the crap worth it.

Coming off as fairly upbeat for such a pessimist.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the fool, lowering the tone, rolling cigarettes. Getting lost, being inappropriate. Not having seen whatever movie is being discussed in present company. Cartwheels. Being both the most and least cool person you know, simultaneously. Spelling and times tables.
...Seeming, or actually being, snarky.
CptPyjamas: "Some things are just universal constants, like gravity, or Jae's ability to lose anything she needs at that given moment."
Seeming like I'm being a dick when I'm not, not being a dick when I arguably could. Being a dick in general. (I get lots of practice!)

Using commas effectively. Writing things online people don't read.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short. Even shorter than you expect.

Salespeople sometimes mistake me for a child at my own front door. " is your Mam or Dad in?"

Also, I'm nowhere as confident as you expect when you first meet me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Avoiding being the guy that lists everything they ever have, do, or may like, I'll challenge myself to think of a prominent 5 for each.
Books- The Great Typo Hunt, Freakonomics, The Game, The Internet is a Playground, Bad Science. (Currently reading Lolita)
Movies- Wall-e, Lilo and Stitch, Fight Club, Dogma, High Society.
TV- Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Breaking bad, Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, Look around you. (About to start Parks and Rec.)
Music- I'm not even gonna do 5 here. Modest Mouse, Bright eyes, Andrew Bird, Joanna Newsom, Los Campesinos! Nicki Minaj, Azealia Banks, Edward Sharpe and the magnetic zeroes, Nujabes, The Kills, Beach house, Jolie Holland, The Knife, Kid koala, Lykke Li, Metronomy, Crystal Castles.
Food- Anything delicious. Sushi is the best.
Games (Definitely not 5, many platforms)
Civ V, Aoe2, Sims 3, Pokemon snap, Most things popcap, Plague Inc, Gemcraft, Gems Journey, Pharaoh, Ghostmaster, Pokemon up to crystal, Sim City, Heroes IV, Rollercoaster Tycoon, Dungeon Keeper 2. Theme Hospital. For non- electronic, just inquire.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Stop making Maslow jokes here, already!

-->Close relationships, time to evaluate, something nice to eat, creativity, electronics, and music.

...My appreciation of oxford commas? Also brackets.
Hmm, #7 is punctuation.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are as sad as me and pull it off just as well.