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BellBookKindle

22 F Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Not summery, and certainly not profound. My inner monologue sounds sort of Heather Phillipson-y, but my voice isn't so soothing, and I trip over my words more...and I swear a lot.

Always a work in progress. "Has a talent for making any job look much harder than it actually is." Never on time. Enjoys varying sentence length. Also wordplay. Bored of this sort of third person whatever. Anyway.

Hi, I'm Jae. I'm definitely more of an inside person, overall. Games, people, music, food, books, creative stuff, lying down. Those sort of things. I do exercise, but only for in the name of vanity. Oh, and more recently, data analysis. I made a spreadsheet about it. Yes, really.

No tumblrinas/ SJWs etc please.
What I’m doing with my life
I have the summer off. Perks of a the job. :)

Telling hilarious puns. Telling less hilarious puns. Being shamelessly house-proud for an early 20 something. Organising board game groups. Getting people to recommend me excellent music. Spending too much time on my phone. Over exaggerating. Worrying. Cheering people up. Pissing people off. Playing a lot of games. Wishing I was better at getting to know people. Making lists. Cursing my bad luck. Living for the little things that make all the crap worth it.

Coming off as fairly upbeat for such a pessimist.
I’m really good at
Playing the fool, lowering the tone, rolling cigarettes. Getting lost, being inappropriate. Not having seen whatever movie is being discussed in present company. Cartwheels. Being both the most and least cool person you know, simultaneously. Spelling and times tables.
...Seeming, or actually being, snarky.

Dykeknight: "Some things are just universal constants, like gravity, or Jae's ability to lose anything she needs at that given moment."

Seeming like I'm being a dick when I'm not, not being a dick when I arguably could. Being a dick in general. (I get lots of practice!)

Using commas effectively. Writing things online people don't read.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short. Even shorter than you even expect.

Salespeople sometimes mistake me for a child at my own front door. "...um is your Mam or Dad in?"
...
No!

Also, I'm nowhere as confident as you expect when you first meet me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Avoiding being the guy that lists everything they ever have, do, or may like, I'll challenge myself to think of a prominent 5 for each.

Books- The Great Typo Hunt, Freakonomics, The Game, The Internet is a Playground, Bad Science.

Currently I am reading: The know it all (One Man's Humble Quest to Become the Smartest Person in the World) and Bonk.

Movies- Wall-e, Lilo and Stitch, Fight Club, Dogma, High Society.

TV- Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Breaking bad, Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, Look around you.

Currently I am watching: Orange is the new black (series 2)
Next is Parks and Rec.

Music- I'm not even gonna do 5 here. Modest Mouse, Bright eyes, Andrew Bird, Joanna Newsom, Los Campesinos! Nicki Minaj, Azealia Banks, Edward Sharpe and the magnetic zeroes, Nujabes, The Kills, Beach house, Jolie Holland, The Knife, Kid koala, Lykke Li, Metronomy, Crystal Castles.

Food- Sushi, Italian, Asian, Crisps, Cheese.... Icecream. Okay, 6. (Something fancy/ home cooked/ well made. Alternatively snackfood, generally dairy based.)

GAMES (Mixed) (Definitely not 5)
Civ V, Aoe2, Sims 3, Pokemon snap, Most things popcap, Plague Inc, Gemcraft, Gems Journey, Pharaoh, Ghostmaster, Pokemon up to crystal, Sim City, Heroes IV, Rollercoaster Tycoon, Dungeon Keeper 2. Theme Hospital. For non- electronic, just inquire.
The six things I could never do without
MichaelBell. Games. Music. Computer. Friends. Tasty food.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You play Hearthstone. It's my new fix.

It does not faze you I am already attached.

You think it would be a good idea.