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InternetPixie

20 / F / Bisexual / Available

Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom

Her Details

Last Online
May 22
Ethnicity
White
Height
4′ 11″ (1.50m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Less than $20,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Aloha! I'm Jae.
Sarcastic, dorky internet addict seeks fellow nerd/waster types for geekery, adventures, general banter and shameless hedonism. Sense of humour compulsory. Love of wordplay, obscure music and internet culture preferred. I love people who always have a random story to tell. Also musicians.

I often forget to reply, or check message, or do anything useful. Gentle encouragement is useful.

All of my personality traits section is ABSOLUTELY true. Frighteningly so.

First, some dealbreakers perhaps?
I am polyamorous, short, curvy, kinky, a smoker, a drinker, a geek/nerd/dork (whichever!), an accidental hipster, online troll, spammer and social networking lurker. Musical Snobbery is also a habit of mine.

But y'know, if you're my kinda person, you'll love that shit. :D

I am already in a relationship with a nice boy, but don't let that put you off! Yes you can ask about it. No it is not the only thing about me. Next!

Some other stuff? Entertainment wise, I enjoy live music, mooching round other peoples houses, getting more drunk than I intend to at casual events and turning it into a session, going to the gym occasionally, gaming, buying things I don't need at markets and charity shops (usually shoes), cooking tasty things, smoking, having a laugh at a pub I've most likely never been to, meeting new people.

You could be one of them!

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What I’m doing with my life
Discovering music on Youtube. Recommend me something?

A lot of this: http://imgur.com/hBJOu

Hanging out with strangers, sorting my life out, pretending to be an adult. Being part of what is essentially a double act with TheAly, my best mate.

I work with children for a living, (Education Support and Playwork) which largely involves me just being myself.

Having a hilarious time living with my bros whiteyinabox and endlessgig.

Getting collected early in the morning when drunk by a worrying unconcerned Naughty_Dog.

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I’m really good at
Playing the fool, lowering the tone, rolling cigarettes. Getting lost, being slightly inappropriate. Cartwheels.

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The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm late. Consistently. Please don't take it personally.

Also that I am tiny, loud, and trans-ginger. I'm a ginger trapped in a brunette's body. Ohno!

"Do you have a tumblr? You seem like the sort of person to have a tumblr..." I do indeed!

theinternetpixie.tumblr.com

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Excluding blogs and whatever pops up on stumble upon, I read embarrassingly little lately. Books anyway. I read a lot of everyday things, like shampoo bottles, or the back of cereal in the kitchen. Actually, I taught myself to understand written french a bit as a kid by reading instructions for stuff in french, then looking up the english version. on the occasion I am to read books, Crime fiction (Karin Slaughter is pretty good.) Harrowing real life things (A child called it series) or Cookbooks.
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I go to the cinema about once a year and them remember that everything is expensive, you can't smoke in there, and it's never as easy to make out as movies and sitcoms would have you think.

I prefer sitting streaming a movie online, in my pants. Free, and 0 effort. Swish. As for movies themselves, I still tend to fall asleep, but I'm getting better. Some favourites:
Fightclub and Lilo and stitch, Cloudy with a chance of meatballs, Wall-e, Dogma, Tale of two Sisters, How to train your dragon, Donnie Darko (Director's cut is better), Full metal jacket, Human Traffic, Clerks, Sin city, Grandma's boy. I also have a soft spot for ridiculous romcoms.
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Music is my thing. Talk music nerdy to me.

Some bands: Bright eyes, Rilo Kiley, Andrew Bird, Jezabels, The Pixies, Scroobius Pip, Butch Walker, Joanna Newsom, Daft Punk, The Postal Service, Jenny Lewis, The Kills, Jamie T, Motion City Soundtrack, Florence + the Machine, Sabrepulse, Luke Pickett, The Matches, Incubus, Porcupine tree, Scarling, Perfume, Auf der maur.

I have massive love of cheesy party music, pop punk, Anything 90's...Well, actually I'll give anything a go. Just please don't overload on chart music. Boo.

I also enjoy singing in the house and watching rap battles on youtube. Yes, seriously. :P
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I LOVE Sushi, but just can't manage to make it myself as good as it is off the conveyor. I only tried twice though.
Italian and Chinese are my all round favourites, but I I et most things. I'm a wannabe foodie.

I often put crisps in my sandwiches.

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The six things I could never do without
HURRRRRR MASLOW REFERENCE.

Internet I went without it for less that 24hours and almost flipped. Oops.
Banter 'Nuff said.
My own space to chill.
Tasty food
Hugs and general affection.
Smoking.

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On a typical Friday night I am
Too sexy for my shirt.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You asked. *KINK INFO WARNING*
http://www.humansexmap.com/showmap.php?mapid=map4f19babd270c83.17998473

*Now updated and recent^*

http://www.xeromag.com/fvbdglossary.html
Because even I had to look a couple things up.

I'm also on Fetlife, by the same name.

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I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex
You should message me if
You are good banter.
You have amazing taste in music.
You smoke, drink, and game, not strictly in that order though.

Fuck it. Just message me anyway. :D

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