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Interwebsguy

23 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(I'm eventually going to fill this out.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work construction! For the summer at least, it allows me to take full advantage of the hot summer days outside since we have such a long winter. When summer is over, I'm a student in English Literature.(who doesn't like a good book?)

When I'm not working or 'schooling', I usually try to hang out with friends and/or just go to bars/cafes to meet people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tinkering. I'm good with my hands when it comes to building or working on small objects or tools. I love how the world just disappears as I set my concentration on the task at hand, a love i've had since the years of playing with Legos. (Who am i kidding, I'd still play with legos if I had some.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have some pretty large shoulders, I'm not sure if thats good or bad, but hey, shoulders!
Also, I squint a lot. Fun fact!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh my! Well to save some interwebs space, i'll try to keep this relatively short!
Movies: Butterfly Effect, Kung fu Panda 1 and 2, Megamind, Gran Torino, the horror genre IN GENERAL (love to get scared) and Life is Beautiful (I particularly love this one. Also a warning, if we become acquainted and you've not seen this movie, prepare to be nagged until you do. Yes, it's that good.)

Books: Bram Stoker's Dracula, Merry Shelley's Frankenstein, Emma Donoghue's Room, Stephen King's Carrie (You may be noticing I like horror.) and more!

Food: Meat! Steak, hamburgers, sausage, chicken, porc! Also everything that is bad for you but tastes soooo good!

Music: I'm not going to lie, I usually listen to film scores and instrumentals because they make what ever your doing sound so much more epic than it actually is... But Classic rock and Eminem when people are around, I'm not embarrassed it's just that people don't like the music i listen to...I'm not embarrassed... I swear!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Bed! (Oh my! How I constantly long to lay down and sleep.)

-Beer! (Nothing better after a hard day's work, on a hot summer day,than sitting down and chugging a good old cold one.)

-The internet! (Honestly think about this one for a second. You're home, it's raining out and all your friends are busy. What do you do? Go on the Interwebs! It has everything, funny cat videos, social sites like facebook or.... myspot? Is that what the other one was called?, Any movie/tv show you've ever wanted and more! Also sites like this that allow you to meet new people!)

-Horror books/Movies/short stories! (Listen up, you get a sensation of both distress and adrenaline when you enter into the Horror genre of entertainment that you can't find anywhere else. I've grown to love it and I honestly think I wouldn't be able to go without it!)

-Friends and family. (Need I explain?)

-The little things. (You know what I'm talking about. The little almost insignificant things that have to power to just make your day awesome. Something like turning on the TV and having your favourite movie on, or just putting on warm clothes after coming out of the shower.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I honestly could start writing about this for hours, but I'll keep it to two things.

Stories! I mean, I love all forms of entertainment and the idea of one day being able to give back what i've enjoyed so much sounds awesome. So I spend a lot of time thinking of different stories and plots for movies/books or different outcomes or endings to existing movies/books.

What's out there? Is there life outside of earth? Is there a god? Does the multiverse exist? Bunch of those philosophical (Is it really philosophy though?) questions that I don't think i'll ever have an answer to. Shame, but it's still fun to think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When i don't have plans, I'm recovering from a long day at work to be in tip top shape to go out on saturday with my buddies. I usually do a movie, video games and/or board games with my buddies or alone, I don't mind which since I do it to go out on saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am terrified of ventriloquist dummies and porcelain dolls. Those things just freak me out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are looking to get to know someone.
You want a drinking buddy.
You want a short term relationship that may not last longer than a few months.
You want a multiplayer buddy (Might as well put this in.)
You aren't a ventriloquist or own a doll collection.(Seriously, those things are creepy.)