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30 Kitchener, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 23–32
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Last online
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5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am at a point where I am beginning to see that if I don't pay attention to myself, I'll miss out on the fun of being alive. I am focused on rediscovering what was fun (ie: doing stuff I haven't done or listening to things I haven't listened to in ages but remembered loving), and using that to inform or suprise what I think may be fun. It might be chalked up to finding my groove..

I find it hard to fall in love with stuff or get excited about things, but when I do, I fucking love it and I live for those moments, as sparse as they may be.

I probably enjoy talking to people more than I let on and am most likely aiming for insufferably amusing. I want to have fun with conversations, even the serious ones or the slightly embarrassing ones.... A levity that doesn't diminish or judge.

I have zero spatial awareness... So asking me to build something or lead you back on track without gps/map (in a new town) might leave you with a pile of firewood so you can build a campfire beside your car that has no gas. It's not impossible for me to do either, but it doesn't come naturally.

Shows like Archer are amazing because they have that right amount of edge and pitch perfect witty banter. I may not get all of the references, but I love the environment in which it takes place. Basically, I wish my everyday could be as witty as that...

I love music, I play guitar and want to do more songwriting too. I have probably settled into my tastes, which is good! I will give lots of thngs a listen and many of those may be their only listen, but I like to think there is a silver lining to anything, even if I can't make it through the whole song. I will apologize in advance if you ever catch me with a song I like as it becomes an obsession until it vanishes into thin air..

I am interested in many things tech and currently mildly fascinated by our solar system. I don't watch sports but can participate in them. Currently on a doc kick on Netflix.

The dog isn't mine but we bonded that day and I am most definitely fond of being an an uncle to a pet but haven't settled on which pets and what number I would own.

Also, an INTJ.. Which for me means periods of intense study or work followed by a massive recharging. It also means I can only focus on one thing at a time. Though I will be the first to admit that I am terrible with goals.. But I am not averse to them.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working the 9-5 grind

Wishing I was running

Currently practing Trouble on piano! Don't know what I should do next on guitar!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out the chords to a song

Being a good ear
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A lot of people dig my glasses right now.. thoughts?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reading: NYT mag. Self-improvement lit/psychological lit.

Movies: Royal Tannenbaums, Life Aquatic.. Best of Youth, LOTR, Metropolitan, About a Boy, Good Will Hunting... Whatever is on Netflix.. Recently a bunch of food and animal kingdom docs

Shows: Archer, How to Make it in America, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Mad Men,

Music: Radiohead, A lot of fucking Radiohead... Toss in some top 40, nineties rock (can-con, yo!) and a smattering of bands from the 80s up to current known and not so well known bands. If I like it, I want to hear it.

Food: Breakfast Cereal (I have a system, eat it), Lasagna, Mediterranean, Sushi, Pho, any kind of noodle soup.. Chinese, Pad Thai!!! Italian, hummus, pomegranate

Games: FF7 (that remake is a terrible idea! Let me live in the painful and comfortable past that is nostalgia!), FF Tactics, Shadow of the Collosus (greatest game ever made), Metal Gear Series, Mario Bros (1,2,3 and super mario bros.), Super Bomberman, Katamari Damacy... I am attempting Skyrim right now. Wish me luck!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sense of Independence
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Career/Life Moves
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the stuff I probably could have done earlier in the week!

Dinner with the family!

Going out!

Staying in!


Practicing a song!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You know that sound the tap makes when you turn the water back on?? Freaks me out every time...
You should message me if
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You think hanging out with a smart, funny, patient, and authentic guy would be something you would want to do!