I read a lot: mostly history and philosophy. If we hang out there will never be an awkward silence. If you’re nervous, I’ll just tease you. You don’t have to be a model for me to respond, but if you ARE a model, please prove to me that you’re not ALL batshitcrazy? I own a boat and a camp on a lake and I love to put on an eye patch and commandeer passing vessels. I think I’ll eventually just buy a Caribbean island and build a tree house.
I'm not single, but I'm not cheating, either. If you're looking for "the one" or trying to find a spouse, then baby, I'm not the one. But if you like going on some kick-ass dates, I'm an awful lotta fun to spend time with! I don’t play mind games, nor do I placate low self-esteem. Until you impress me I’ll probably treat you (playfully) like my bratty little sister.
If you're into dating just for the fun of new experiences, on the rebound/just passing through and not looking for anything too serious, in an open relationship, or just really daring and awesome, we'll probably mesh well.
P.S. If I send you a message that seems strange then I’m probably just bored and fucking with you, but also maybe I’m interested. Depends on how funny your reply is.