I read a lot: mostly history and philosophy. Viking language? Ottoman administrative structure? Cold War spies? Hell yes! If we hang out there will never be an awkward silence. If you’re nervous, I’ll just tease you until you smile. You don’t have to be a model for me to respond (but if you ARE a model, please prove to me that you’re not ALL batshitcrazy?). When the weather's nice I like to jump on my boat, put on an eye patch, and commandeer passing vessels. I think I’ll eventually just buy a Caribbean island and build a tree house.
I'm not single, but I'm not cheating, either. If you're looking for "the one" or trying to find a spouse, well, that's not me. But if you like flirting and laughing and talking about brainy stuff for hours and going on some kick-ass dates, then I'm your match!
P.S. If I send you a message that seems strange then I’m probably just bored and fucking with you, but also maybe I’m interested. Depends on how funny your reply is.