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33 M East Greenbush, NY

My Details

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Norwegian (Okay), Swedish (Okay), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a writer and scholar and a bit of an eccentric. I like my music loud and my friends weird. I'm driven by a never-ending desire to explore and experience; by intense friendship; by love of life and humor to conquer every obstacle. I also dry fast, refuse to take shit from anyone, and am generally an asshole, but you know: the fun kind that’s impossible to hate. I’m perfectly comfortable making the first move whether it’s a romantic kiss on the doorstep or throwing you up against the wall and making out with you hard in the rain.

I read a lot: mostly history and philosophy. Viking language? Ottoman administrative structure? Cold War spies? Hell yes! If we hang out there will never be an awkward silence. If you’re nervous, I’ll just tease you until you smile. You don’t have to be a model for me to respond (but if you ARE a model, please prove to me that you’re not ALL batshitcrazy?). When the weather's nice I like to jump on my boat, put on an eye patch, and commandeer passing vessels. I think I’ll eventually just buy a Caribbean island and build a tree house.

I'm not single, but I'm not cheating, either. If you're looking for "the one" or trying to find a spouse, well, that's not me. But if you like flirting and laughing and talking about brainy stuff for hours and going on some kick-ass dates, then I'm your match!

P.S. If I send you a message that seems strange then I’m probably just bored and fucking with you, but also maybe I’m interested. Depends on how funny your reply is.
What I’m doing with my life
Meeting people, writing stuff, having misadventures.
I’m really good at
Writing, incredibly subtle humor, falling and getting hurt
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm told I have beautiful eyes and a great ass. Usually they hear me before they see me though: I, like my father before me, move with the stealth of a cat and have no indoor voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: History books (I have just short of a thousand of them); Catch-22; The Brothers Karamazov.
Movies: Everything is Illuminated; Lincoln; Blazing Saddles; Cabin in the Woods and other horror movies.
Shows: Lost Girl; Spartacus; Archer; The X-Files; It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia; various true crime shows.
Music: Metal (Slayer, Cradle of Filth, Finntroll), hard rock, old punk, swing, classical.
Food: Things with sauces both spicy and savory.
The six things I could never do without
Good books
Great friends
Fresh air
The open water
The blood of my enemies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ridiculous stuff about which to write.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out splurging on a fine dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think Lady Gaga is awesome. Not the music, but the person. OK, the music, too.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you're a woman with drive, passion, a sense of adventure and energy. I'm attracted to women who are fit and take the effort to live a healthy lifestyle. Intelligence is equally important and there's no greater turn-off for me than a woman who has nothing to say and no opinions.

If you're into dating just for the fun of new experiences, on the rebound/just passing through and not looking for anything too serious, in an open relationship, or just really daring and awesome, we'll probably mesh well.

Oh yeah, saying "I'm brutally honest" is nothing to brag about. In practice that generally means "I'm thoughtless of others and lack impulse control. I'm not *quite* an adult yet." It's also brutally cliché.