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I am seething, nuclear, and chaos!

Introitus

25 / m / straight / Single

Melbourne, Australia

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Ethnicity White

Height 5' 10" (1.80m).

Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual encounters (sex partners)

Smokes Yes

Drinks Often

Drugs Never

Religion Atheism and laughing about it

Sign Virgo but it doesn't matter

Education Graduated from college/university

Job Computer / Hardware / Software

Income $60,000-$70,000

Kids Likes children

Pets N/A

Languages English (Fluently), Serbian (Fluently), Croatian (Fluently)

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In all honesty who funds these projects?? There are a million and one of these websites around.. how they all seem to succeed is far beyond me?

Why am I here then I hear you ask? WELL SMART ARSE, I was referred here by a friend and got addicted to answering those ridiculous questions.. eh we all have our vices.

I joined a long while back, and kind of abandoned this page, but am now sitting here bored - and, decided to update this page.

About me.. I enjoy music - basically metal & rock none of this hip hop techno hullabaloo kthx.

I like games, WoW consumed my life for a good 2 years.. though i've managed to recently break it's vice-like grip on my soul, yay I beat blizzard!

My humour is fairly dark, I find the most demented stuff funny.. so if you are easily offended, be warned :-P
I think people should be able to laugh at themselves before being allowed to laugh at others :)

What I'm doing with my life

Finished my bachelor of Computer Science, work in Database Management/Administration for a large research company.

Other than that, I spend my weekends chilling out with close friends, usually at a nice pub, or at home playing Wii, eating pizza and drinking beer.

I'm really good at

Poking fun at people, laughing at the general populace and putting on bogan accents. *Shrugs and walks away with tins of cat food tied to him*

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

My long hair, eyes, and the extra appendage protruding from the back of my skull.. ok... I lied about the eyes. :D

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books - I love fantasy books and horror!

H.P. Lovecraft = win
George RR Martin - A song of ice and fire = win
Terry Goodkind - Sword of Truth = win
Michael Moorcock (yes, yes, unfortunate name) - Elric Series = win

etc etc, you get the drift I hope?

Movies I don't really watch nearly enough of.

Food - I'll eat anything once :D

The six things I could never do without

Six Things you say.. Hmmm....
1)Heavy Metal
2)Jack Daniels
3)Friends
4)Family
5)The Pink Spandex Wearing Elves that control the sands of time, anddddddd let me seeeeeee......
6) Me (Duh I could never do without myself.. right?)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Asparagus.

On a typical Friday night I am

Chilling out with friends, having a few drinks, listening to music, playing poker, having a few more drinks.. etc...

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

I like chicken.

You should message me if

You are into metal/rock, or if you wish to braid my hair into nice plaits so I can be like an American rapping gangsta :D!

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