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24 / M / Straight / Single

Denver, Colorado

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:10pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Income
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, C++

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My self-summary
My name's Steve. I do physics and stuff. Plus I fucking love general relativity -No seriously, the curvature of space-time is the ever-loving shit.

I spent 5 weeks one summer studying in Troyes, which is an hour and a half southeast of Paris, and which I was told is pronounced exactly like "trois" except with more phlegm and agitation. The most important thing I learned from this experience is that "Je voudrais un croissant" is the most important phrase in the entire French language.

I love sharing what I'm passionate about and I'm passionate about a lot of things.

I have a dark sense of humor and a dirty mind. I am also socially awkward. It happens. I have been told that I'm vastly more caring / sincere / self-effacing than I usually come off on first impression. I think these things are often skewed by stupid defense mechanisms or something :p

I really like people who are smart, weird, eccentric, and excessively honest; it's a hell of a lot healthier and more interesting when people actually communicate legitimate feelings and shit to each other rather than play games. It is in fact OK to do that, even if it does make you feel awkward. Really, I promise I won't judge you. Well, unless you like twangy country songs about tractors; in which case you haven't really given me much choice, have you?

I'm pretty adventurous and love trying new things; be it climbing a mountain, or trying new foods from sushi, thai, nepalese, ethiopian, indian, chinese, or whatever else have you. However unlike many people in Boulder I do not think that every moment not spent outdoors is a waste of life.

Spicy is VERY good -I once had a dish in Beijing that made my lips go completely numb and I think that's awesome.

Microbreweries make me very happy. So does the fact that crazy independent developers are still making games for the NES and the Sega Genesis. I tend to get overly enthusiastic about nerdy things and if you do too then that's a good reason to message me. I'm pretty sure we'll get on great!

Congratulations on making it this far! Unfortunately I don't have a cookie, so instead you can have this topology joke
What I’m doing with my life
That I don't know. I just don't know. I really just don't know. I'm afraid I really just don't know. I'm afraid even I really just don't know. I have to tell you I'm afraid even I really just don't know. . .er, sorry:

At the moment I'm trying to get into homebrewing, learning how to knit so I can make that ridiculously long scarf that Tom Baker wears in Doctor Who, and programming video games.

(+10^100 bonus points if you know where that quote is from)
I’m really good at
Physics, going to microbreweries, building Rube-Goldberg machines, amassing a bad-ass video game collection, attempting to snowboard, and making inappropriate jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm really not sure on this one. Let me know :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS & BOOK-LIKE SUBSTANCES:
Cat's Cradle, Brave New World, 1984, Harry Potter, Slaughterhouse Five, The Stranger, Lolita, Catch-22, Choke, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Watchmen, Batman: The Long Halloween, and JTHM

MOVIES:
Up, Eternal Sunshine, The Graduate, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, 8 1/2, Amelie, Shaun of the Dead, Young Frankenstein, Annie Hall, No Country for Old Men, Alien, Evil Dead 2, An American Werewolf in London, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show

TV:
Arrested Development, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Red Dwarf, Archer, Dexter, Six Feet Under, The Muppet Show, Invader Zim, Breaking Bad, The IT Crowd, Spaced, Peep Show, Futurama, Darkplace, Blackadder, and The Whitest Kids You Know

MUSIC:
The Beatles, Talking Heads, The Clash, TV on the Radio, David Bowie, Stevie Wonder, Bob Marley, Bob Dylan, The Pixies, Tom Waits, Nick Cave [who really is pretty damn creepy, but hey, he does make good music], Jimi Hendrix, Kate Bush, Brian Eno, Public Enemy, The Who, The Flaming Lips [who are quite incessantly awesome in concert], Iron and Wine, Yeah Yeah Yeahs and [Music Videos by] OK Go
The six things I could never do without
Kitties
Science
Love
Video games
Really well made [Bourbon barrel-aged] Imperial Stouts [because they quite legitimately put me in a state of quivering orgasmic bliss]

*I reserve the right to choose the 6th thing at a later date
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hedgehogs. Black holes. Quark-gluon plasma. Sex. Europa. Kitties. Rock Climbing. Skydiving. I need to go to the penis festival in Japan. Seriously, they have one of those.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nipple piercings. I have them.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Any of the above sounds cool to you + you also have a dark sense of humor + a dirty mind + you want to know more about me.

You want to go to a midnight screening of Rocky Horror.

You want to try my triple chocolate stout bacon pancakes.

The opening sequence of Dexter makes you hungry.

You want to share an imperial coffee stout while discussing black holes.

Vi Hart's videos fill you with wonder and make you obscenely happy. *If you have not seen any of Vi Hart's videos go to youtube immediately and rectify this*

If you actually went to youtube to rectify the lack of Vi Hart videos in your life. Seriously, if you make me a hexaflexagon you will win my heart.

Also, if you want to cook things together and / or provide me with a kitty to complete my evil scientist look.

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And for the love of Jesus H Christ on a stick, do NOT waste my time messaging me if you're going to be super-flaky: I expect you to put at least SOME semblance of effort into things if we meet up.

Anyway, now that you've read this lovely profile have a nice day filled with sunshine, rainbows, and world domination!