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33 Phoenix, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello there! First things first, I'm Joe. I'm a great many things, but here are some of my favorite traits -- I was a former high school teacher, now I'm back to being a student! Hooray! I'm extremely affable, I love passionate discussions, I'm very excited about my future, and I'm all those things I think everyone considers themselves (easy going, fun, intelligent, etc).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As I said before, I'm finishing school. Other than that, I'm trying to do as many things on my bucket list as possible! I really want to do a marathon, more scuba, and travel. Got any good travel stories, please share!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making stupid jokes. I love wise cracking and punning. I'm also really good at being generous and thoughtful (what's mine is yours, mi casa es su casa). Also, I'm very tenacious. When I want something, I'm like a freight train!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm I think the first thing people notice about me is my ethnic ambiguity. I think one of the first questions people ask me is what my heritage is. If I had a nickel for everytime I heard "I don't want to offend you, but what's your race?"...well, I'd probably have most of the nickels in the country....that's not to say that I mind when people ask (provided you're not a complete, tactless douche about it), its just funny to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm afraid that this list isn't that long, as I tend to love a little of everything. Some of them that come to mind are;

- books: Almost anything by Stephen King, The Little Prince, Death by Black Hole, and The Road

- movies: EVERYTHING! I'm a bit of a movie junkie ;)

- food: I'm a huge fan of pretty much anything asian, mexican, and any seafood. Also, if it's spicy, I can't get enough of it :3
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Family
- Good friends
- My cat, Kini =^.^=
- Delicious loose leaf tea
- Alone time
- The ocean
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well, I'm usually too inundated with classes to really care about much else...but I do like to daydream about places I'd like to go, where I'll be in the next few years, and fun adventures to take :)
Also, why do baby clothes have pockets? It's...a conundrum to me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally, on a typical friday I'm relaxing with friends and enjoying a beer. Realistically, I'm studying :p
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you at least chuckled at either of these;

"Two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The service wasnt great, but the reception was excellent."

"A book fell on my head, but I only have my shelf to blame…"

If you find the 'Monkey Jesus' portrait hilarious

...then we'll get along swimmingly :)

OH! I guess I must add; if your profile contains an abundance of pics of you either 1) drinking heavily, or 2) giving the finger...I don't think we're gonna get along. I have nothing against adult beverages or occasional irreverence, but if putting your best face forward has to include having a drink in your hand or flashing a vulgar hand symbol, then I think we may be in different places in life.