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InverseFunction

31 / M / Straight / Single

Saint Louis, Missouri

His Details

Last Online
Today – 7:46pm
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hello there! First things first, I'm Joe. I'm a great many things, but here are some of my favorite traits -- I was a former high school teacher, now I'm back to being a student! Hooray! I'm extremely affable, I love passionate discussions, I'm very excited about my future, and I'm all those things I think everyone considers themselves (easy going, fun, intelligent, etc).

Oh, I also feel it necessary to confess that I'm actually just outside Stl. I just put my location as here because it's easier to see profiles. :)
What I’m doing with my life
As I said before, I'm finishing school. Other than that, I'm trying to do as many things on my bucket list as possible! I really want to do a marathon, more scuba, and travel. Got any good travel stories, please share!
I’m really good at
Making stupid jokes. I love wise cracking and punning. I'm also really good at being generous and thoughtful (what's mine is yours, mi casa es su casa). Also, I'm very tenacious. When I want something, I'm like a freight train!
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmmm I think the first thing people notice about me is my ethnic ambiguity. I think one of the first questions people ask me is what my heritage is. If I had a nickel for everytime I heard "I don't want to offend you, but what's your race?"...well, I'd probably have most of the nickels in the country....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm afraid that this list isn't that long, as I tend to love a little of everything. Some of them that come to mind are;

- books: Almost anything by Stephen King, The Little Prince, Death by Black Hole, and The Road

- movies: EVERYTHING! I'm a bit of a movie junkie ;)

- food: I'm a huge fan of pretty much anything asian, mexican, and any seafood. Also, if it's spicy, I can't get enough of it :3
The six things I could never do without
- Family
- Good friends
- My cat, Kini =^.^=
- Delicious loose leaf tea
- Alone time
- The ocean
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Well, I'm usually too inundated with classes to really care about much else...but I do like to daydream about places I'd like to go, where I'll be in the next few years, and fun adventures to take :)
Also, why do baby clothes have pockets? It's...a conundrum to me
On a typical Friday night I am
Ideally, on a typical friday I'm relaxing with friends and enjoying a beer. Realistically, I'm studying :p
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
If you at least chuckled at either of these;

"Two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The service wasnt great, but the reception was excellent."

"A book fell on my head, but I only have my shelf to blame…"

...then we'll get along swimmingly :)