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InvisibilityON

33 Orange, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a fan of witty banter, finding delicious places to eat, public radio, pub trivia, songs that are more like short stories.

Heroes include: Mr. Rogers, Special Agent Dale Cooper, Kurt Vonnegut, and Bill Hicks (in order of "being allowed around kids")
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently just working at a psychological counseling center, hosting a radio show on KUCI, reading books, playing music, going to concerts, improving my cooking skills, sampling new and exciting beers, training for the Tough Mudder (I've lost about 15-20 lbs since any of the above photos were taken, and I should really update that), and attending midnight movies.

I try to go out to anything I'm invited to. This has proved to be a remarkably effective way of always having fun stuff to do, and it has yet to land me in jail. It DID get me beat up on a game show, however, from which I still have a small scar on my leg.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Living room "Jeopardy!" champ, making stupidly themed mix CDs, hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My rugged, manly beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: My all-time favorite books have to be "Breakfast of Champions," "Infinite Jest," "Yes Man," "Lolita," and "Assassination Vacation." I have a big soft spot for Lovecraft and sci-fi nerdiness, but I'm down to read anything: nonfiction, fiction prize-winners, graphic novels, etc. Talking to me about books is as good a pickup line as any (except for obvious sexual come-ons).
Currently reading: "The Name of the Rose" by Umberto Eco

Movies: Adaptation, Amelie, The Big Lebowski (anything Coen), Wet Hot American Summer, Cabin in the Woods, Oldboy, crappy horror movies ("Slumber Party Massacre" is a forgotten gem). I used to get in free at the art theater in Irvine, so I've seen my fair share of movies involving ennui and documentaries about how we're all going to die.

Music: I will save time by just directing you to http://www.last.fm/user/Wormwood37/
(Though, a top XX list would have The Mountain Goats, Neutral Milk Hotel, Built to Spill, Pavement, Wu-Tang Clan, Mirah, Tom Waits, Belle and Sebastian, Spiritualized, Bob Dylan, Yo La Tengo, Beat Happening, Nick Cave, NWA, and The Lucksmiths). I kind of have a soft spot for songs that are performed by people wearing sneakers (as opposed to dress shoes), tunes with tons of guitars, old folk songs where people die, and indie pop with ukuleles. I also see a foolish amount of concerts. If we hang out, I will invite you to one, and we can dance, rock out, or nod academically as the situation dictates.

Shows: 30 Rock, the IT Crowd, Game of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the Daily Show, Doctor Who, Peep Show, Strangers with Candy, Louie, the Simpsons. Basically things where funny words are written and then said out loud in a humorous way (with occasional breaks for time travel and/or wizards).

Food: I believe sandwiches to be the world's most perfect food. But sometimes you just need a big ol' burrito, pizza, or a plate of pad thai, or sushi or something. Also: exploring and finding new local eateries is the sport of kings. And eating most of these things with a nice craft beer is a worthwhile enterprise, as well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Headphones, pillows, paperbacks, bathtubs, Netflix, novelty
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you ask someone what superpower they'd have, if they could have any superpower in the world, and they say "invisibility", is that person a pervert?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a concert at some ridiculous back-alley LA venue, watching a movie and eating pizza at a friend's house, or reading in bed.

When this profile was written, I was getting over a wicked cold, and was playing scrabble with my old roommate while we watched stand-up DVDs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to listen to the soundtrack to "Beaches" in the car with my mom when I was little and liked it a lot, but had never seen the movie. One time it came on TV and I started to watch it, but my mom said, "That's really not a movie you want to see." I resisted this advice because I was like, nine, and I loved the soundtrack so damned much. Then, the mom in that movie dies of cancer and I totally cried forever and my mom still makes fun of me for that to this day.
You should message me if
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And I know it's playboy centerfold-cliche to say "sense of humor" is a turn-on, but....

Honestly, I just want a gal who is fun to hang out with and is interesting and easy to talk to. If you can make me laugh, discuss things with me, and are fun to be around, you'll win my little heart.